Incorrect Arknights Quotes

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Minimalist: Don’t talk down to me.

Gavial: Well, I could hardly talk up to you. You’re too short.

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Ch'en, to an employee: Her friend is throwing a costume party and we need something to wear.

Hoshiguma: Swire is our friend.

Ch'en: Not when she's throwing a costume party.

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Morgan to Indra: I think there’s a fine line between brave and dumb and you straddle it well.

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Suzuran: It's spooky season!

Shamare: Every season is spooky season when you're haunted by your life decisions.

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Skadi: Could you please pass me the salt?

Specter: [throws Irene across the table]

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Talulah: I’m going 100 mph.

Talulah: As in 100 mistakes per hour.

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Irene: Stop! We’re not letting you walk out of here with those.

Specter: Well, I guess I better run!

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Gavial: You’re either perfect or you’re not me. There’s no grey area.

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Swire: Ch'en, just because you're trash doesn't mean you can’t do great things.

Swire: It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot

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Amiya: Oh, I have a medical condition, alright! It’s called caring too much, and it’s incurable!

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Eblana: Subtlety is key.

Reed: Sister, you were tearing apart the city.

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Doctor: You scored a 25/27 on your mental health questionnaire.

Irene: That means I’m good at mental health, right?

[Crisis counselor enters the room]

Irene: Ah, beans.

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Sora: You think this is a bad idea.

Lappland: Without a doubt.

Sora: Then why are you smiling?

Lappland: Because bad ideas are my favorite kind.

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Jessica: If you’d like to never see him again, I have ways of getting rid of him.

Vanilla: What kind of ways?

Jessica: Asking him politely to not come back. Actually, that’s only one way. I apologize for misleading you about the number of ways.

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Gladiia: Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go rest my neck.

Gladiia: It’s sore from looking down on you.

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Silverash: This weather requires a more aesthetic outfit.

Silverash: [grabs the long black coat he always wears]

Silverash: [wears it around his shoulders like a cape instead of wearing it normally]

Silverash: Perfect.

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Specter: I'm not afraid of commitment!

Specter: I've been annoying the hell out of other Hunters for at least half of our lives!