Incorrect ARMS Quotes

[Submissions are OPEN] From the new Nintendo IP, ARMS, comes this ridiculous blog of incorrect quotes! Based on character canons and headcanons! Quotes can be submitted anytime, though characters and and sources should be specified! Admin Spring Man: @just-a-dumb-nerd Admin Min Min: @cinnamaemae

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Springman: Can I get a waffle?

Max Brass and Dr. Coyle: *duking it out behind the counter*

Springman: Can I please get a waffle?

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"I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss

I'm a bitch, I'm a boss

I'm a bitch, I'm a boss

I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss

I'm a bitch, I'm a boss

I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss

I'm a bitch, I'm a boss

I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like gloss"

- Twintelle

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I'm late but will you be my valentine mod pickle...?

OH NOOOOO THIS IS SO LATE, MARSHMALLOW ANON I'LL BE YOUR VALENTINEEEEEEE

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Mechanica: Attention, please, Dr. Coyle!

Max Brass: Dr. Coyle, please report to your laboratory. Your ARMS research is being stolen by an army of Helixes!

Dr. Coyle: YOU ASKED FOR IT, HELIX! NOW THIS IS PERSONAL!

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Hedlok: Coyle asked for a savior, and settled for a slave.

Springtron: I suppose we're both disappointments.

Hedlok: (laughs) I suppose we are.

Springtron: Humans are odd. They think order and chaos are somehow opposites and try to control what won't be. But there is grace in their failings. I think you missed that.

Hedlok: They're doomed.

Springtron: Yes... but a thing isn't beautiful because it lasts. It is a privilege to be among them.

Hedlok: You're unbelievably naïve.

Springtron: Well, I was born yesterday.

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hello mod pickle this is your favorite anon checking up on u and making sure ur doing well ily

hello marshmallow anon its been a while hasnt it! Hope youre doing well too, still moving forward day by day. ❤️

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There's only one thing that truly matters when a new DLC character comes out...THE KIRBY HAT.

Noodle hair,,,,

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Dr. Coyle: What the fuck happened last night...? Wha- Whah???

Springtron: You pissed on the moon, Coyle.

Byte: We're really worried about you. This is an intervention. We're here to help you.

Dr. Coyle: What are you talking about? I didn't piss on the moon.

Springtron: When you piss on the moon- Look at the moon. It's in half now from how hard you pissed on it. I'm telling you, this has been a problem for a long time.

Dr. Coyle: I did nothing s- I- I ju- I woke up and-

Byte: You did. You pissed on it.

Springtron: Listen, we're doing this because we care about you and Helix.

Byte: Yeah, you pissed on it and you cursed out Obama. It was really bizarre.

Dr. Coyle: Obama is a strong figure to the... America, I would never say such a thing! No way! I'm gonna log onto my Twitter-

Byte: Uh... It's right here in the news. They-

Dr. Coyle: What the fuck? Why does Mechanica have all the fucking weed!? Why does she have the weed!? Why is my body doing this thing!? I'm like a puppet on a string! RrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrRrR! You see that? Look at that. I put the thing, and then I pull it out, and then RRRRRRR pull it out again! And then I look at you and I'm like HOOOOOOOOOOO. Okay, I'm logging onto twitter, I'm gonna- l- e- Imma see what's up. Okay everybody, shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up! Shut UP! SHUT UP!

Byte: None of us were talking, Coyle.

Springtron: I can't believe she came to her intervention drunk.

Byte: Sometimes it just be like that.

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Please excuse me muns, you probably have something planned or you're extremely busy with life at the moment, but this blog is...just..fukin dead isn't it? Or at least on a hiatus?? (Excuse my disrespect for asking)

I promise the blog isn't dead, both the administration have fallen out of the ARMS hype a while ago, but we'd still like to keep the blog up because it's fun. Its been hectic because, well, 2020, but I'm hanging in there. Sorry for the long waits

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Hey Admin Spring and Admin Min! How are you guys at the moment? Life real busy lately?

Life's been EXTREMELY busy, even with COVID keeping us all inside! Im unsure about AdMin Min, but I've been up to my neck in work so sorry if the submissions haven't been posted!

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Sorry! I didn't mean to be rude by that last question about your fizz. I apologize.

No worries! No offense taken, just be mindful that it's been a while and its a bit hard to get back into the swing of things is all

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Why in the name of Gosh do I see Min Min dabbing continusely on Spring Man since she got in before him? *Min Min: *to Spring Man* YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU'RE UP AGAINST.* (heh reference)

shes gonna rub it in she deserves to on god

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Ninjara: Nothing you say can upset me, I have complete control over my emotions.

Dr. Coyle: nobody loves you and your going to die alone.

Ninjara: *calmly* I am unaffected by your harsh words.

Min Min: *Smirks holds up a SSB invite* I got invited to Smash and you didn't.

Ninjara: *stands up angrily* YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

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Congrats on calling Min Min in Smash! She's a spirit in the game as well though, so that brings out SO MANY possibilities! (Bandana Dee for Smash Ultimate) anyways...how's Min Min doing? I feel like she's trying to apologize to Spring Man at the moment...

thank you!!!! Min min was a pretty obvious choice when u think about it since shes got a lot of popularity, especially since she won the final party crashes! Im excited about what this means for spirits as well.......

I figure min is doing well, glad to be in smash with the big kids! Spring man is. recovering. but hey at least hes in, technically!

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Min Min: Spring, I can explain.

Spring Man: You get to be a fighter in Smash Bros!? I'm only an assist trophy!

Ninjara: You're an assist trophy? I'm just a Mii costume!

Literally every other fighter: You guys are getting in Smash Bros?

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"You fool, you absolute lackwit, you have dug your own grave, and I shall now bury you in it."

-Springtron in the middle of charging when the opponent throws out a grab

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mod pickle i missed you... arms fandom aint the same without u

I missed u too marshmallow anon <3