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Peter Solarz
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Andulka
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if i look back, i am lost

shark vs the universe

Janaina Medeiros
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hello vonnie
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
cherry valley forever
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@incorrect-baldurs-gate
Karlach on Monday: [Glues a dime to the sidewalk] Heh heh heh.
Karlach on Wednesday: [Walking down the street] Ooh, hey! A dime!
"I identify as a threat. My pronouns are try/me."
-Lae'zel
Darling 🥀
Karlach, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Shadowheart, not looking up from her book: Really? Lae’zel, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.
Wyll: So, what’s Karlach’s type?
Astarion: Brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, dog lover.
Wyll: Ha! Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.
Astarion: Did I mention oblivious?
Wyll: Yeah, why?
Astarion: Okay, just making sure.
[Wyll telling a story]
Karlach: Wow, Wyll, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!
Gale: Romance?
Karlach: I have a crush on him :)
Be Normal about Elves.
[Abandon Quest]
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Lae’zel: If I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me.
Astarion: From what
Lae’zel: nobody would be able to stop me
astarion is like one of those little crusty white dogs to me. yknow
aha sorry about my dog he likes to bite. like he REALLY likes to bite. is he trained? ya hes proficient in light armor i think idk i got him off the side of the road after he tried to kill me. what breed is he? uhhh white
Lae’zel: Are you ready to commit?
Astarion: Like a crime or a relationship?
Karlach: When Freud said bisexuality is what happens when you don’t fully develop a brain he was right and I am proof.
Astarion: Freud is a little bitch, my idiocy doesn’t have anything to do with my bisexuality and all to do with my own hubris.
Wyll: I get offended when Freud says I’m a dumbass because I’m bi, because I feel like he’s overlooking all the other perfectly valid reasons I’m a dumbass.
Lae’zel: I’m going to be a smart bi just to flex on Freud.
Wyll: So, what did we learn?
Karlach: I dunno. Nothing?
Astarion: I guess we learned not to do it again. I’m fucked if I know what we did, though.
Karlach: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Wyll: It was autocorrect.
Karlach: Autocorrect wrote ‘you’re so hot, please step on me’?
Wyll:
Wyll: Yes.