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***Planetoid-sized colony ship, slightly worn, runs great!*** I'm Brazko. Fond of Marathon, Astronomy, Fairies. There will be bugs. Minors begone. Sometimes there are words. ***END OF MESSAGE*** ***JUMP PAD ACTIVATION INITIATION START*** ***TRANSPORT WHEN READY***

[sleeps-with-scales]

Skeb commission of my funny snake lady Tommasa drawn by Hera

[hellsitegenetics]

I keep misreading it as gnome assembly

type of shit my polymerases are up to

[hellsitegenetics]

[crabanarchy]

I love handing out amulets to all the junior evil mages and watching them act all corrupted. Staggering around going "ooough I can feel it changing me... what is this dark power?" Idk it's from temu so probably heavy metal poisoning man

[hoshizoralone]

squish the baby

[toskarinfr]

logically I Know it's an irrational thought to have but it still irritates me to no end when stuff that's super popular gets the exact intended emotional reaction out of me

[toskarinfr]

me, with tears in my eyes: how will I ever recover. I fell for it, like some kind of The Masses

[localcryptidsteg]

Stuff that is popular is popular because it speaks to a wide range of people and experiences. You do not need to feel ashamed of being one of those people or having those experiences.

[toskarinfr]

you actually need to let it burn you up so bad inside that you fake your death, assume a new identity solely to swear revenge on the responsible family, find their young scion, become their closest friend and confidant by being the only person their age who truly listens, have sex with him, betray and kill him, fake your death again, get into a fistfight with a 15 year old, maybe fake your death one more time when things are looking bleak

[ntrn-auxout]

早苗さん

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

sometimes I'll see a post about some discourse and just think "who the actual fuck is getting into fights about that"

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

*turns over a log in the woods and sees the little bugs engaged in a fistfight* have you guys ever seen the sun

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

btw I'm not talking about niche fandom drama. this was specifically about one post I saw about how it's cruel to pet animals

[maeka]

魔法図書館の書庫守

[welele]

Vivimos en una simulación.

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

[cutecipher]

reverse engineered your dog and now im mass producing it in countries without dog ip laws

[dogpuppy]

[ape-of-naples]

they are binding my white ass to the jagged rocks in adamantine bonds infrangible

[ratliker1917]

the rules of this blog are very simple: 1) christian missionaries do not interact 2) of all the westerners i will only be conducting trade with the dutch 3) all daimyo must spend at least every other year at the shogun’s court in edo

[cowboypsyop]

[ramnik5]

[sp1c3-r4ck-synd1c4t3]

[wizardarchetypes]

i'm in a group for people who own those 12 foot tall home depot halloween skeletons (i do not own a 12 foot tall home depot skeleton; do not tell on me). the skeleton owners post daily about how they're decorating their skeletons seasonally to circumvent local ordinances about "seasonally appropriate" outdoor décor. they post anonymous fan & hate mail neighbors leave in their mailboxes which appear to be 100% genuine and a number of people are regularly posting updates as they pursue litigation against HOAs and entire cities to defend their rights to keep their 12 foot skeletons standing outside year-round. with lawyers and everything. it's a look into the lives of people who have money to spend on things i can never imagine, but i am compelled by their conviction.

[wizardarchetypes]

you'd like to imagine the outcome of the bitter legal warfare might have knock-on effects that allow people more freedom in self-expression on their own lawns in general, but mainly it seems to be exclusively about the 12 foot tall home depot skeletons. and what a world.

[solarsyrup]

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life