Colony Ship For Sale! Cheap!

***Planetoid-sized colony ship, slightly worn, runs great!*** I'm Brazko. Fond of Marathon, Astronomy, Fairies. There will be bugs. Minors begone. Sometimes there are words. ***END OF MESSAGE*** ***JUMP PAD ACTIVATION INITIATION START*** ***TRANSPORT WHEN READY***

[sleeps-with-scales]

Skeb commission of my funny snake lady Tommasa drawn by Hera

[dogpuppy]

[pangur-and-grim]

this is my live mammal

[ellielol]

i'm still mad they killed E3. if they're gonna release a string of commercials the least they could do to get me to watch is to perform a self-humiliation ritual of their c-suite executives on stage try to seem cool. They don't even wear gamer T-shirt and blazer anymore.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

holy fuck twin boo boo horn attack instant fatality

[etcstims]

Somewhat chaotic moth footage | source

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[milanesa42]

[lmaonade]

[mytwitterbookmarks]

Bookmark #200

Original Tweet: https://twitter.com/mrhappymind/status/1991004917159673921

[musteilss]

Five hundred cigarettes

[angelicguy]

girlfriend looks over my shoulder and sees that im on a twitter account named "The Toy That Plays Back" and my profile pic is a a jack in the box with angry eyebrows posting stuff like "How about we play with YOU for a change" and "Us Toys hate being played with"

[moveslikekeithrichards]

[toskarin]

Enough Music to Relax Your Stupid Cat. Here Are Blast Beats to Turn Him Into a Warbeast

[superdynamo]

poordesign: back pain

[sandmandaddy69]

Guillaume Sorel

[kyousukebei]

@ho_mori

※ポケ擬※　No.545

[bagelbarr0n]

Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning