Actual Blackpink Quotes

real quotes from all 8 blackpink members: jisoo jennie rosé lisa dua lipa lady gaga selena and cardi b. header pic came from jennie's instagram lol || sibling blogs: @incorrect-izonequotes and @incorrect-cixquotes, main kpop blog: @byonggon

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Jisoo: My hungry ass could not be a brain surgeon 💀💀

Jennie: What do you mean? What do you mean by that?

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kuma has never had a single thought in his entire life

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Lisa: If this was The Walking Dead, would you still love me?

Rosé: Of course I would still love you. I would love you in any universe

Lisa: Even if this was the Lazy Town universe and I was a puppet?

Rosé: …?

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Villain, holding Jennie hostage: Give us $10,000 and we’ll give her back

Jennie, offended: You think I’m only worth $10,000?!

Villain: What?

Jennie: Give me that *Takes megaphone*

Jennie: MAKE IT ONE BILLION DOLLARS

Jisoo, outside: JENNIE, SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Jisoo: i love when the woman in my bluetooth earbuds says connected... yes we are girl

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Lisa: a cat is just a little dude that you can hang out with

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Jisoo: ppl are always like "how are you?" and it's like cant say sorry i signed an nda

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Jennie: "Beware of the dog", they say. Of course I will be aware of the dog. I love dogs. I am aware of all dogs.

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Jisoo: You may not like to hear this, but Lisa got into a fight.

Rosé: Oh, jeez, that's terrible

Jennie: Did she win?

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Jennie: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for Dalgom?

Jisoo: He needs to learn to protect us.

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Rosé: Throwback to 2016 when I told Jennie “they’re making another planet earth” and she just like. Raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone “and where are they getting the dirt for it?” and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body

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Jennie: Do you value your friends? You should.

Jennie: Jisoo: 6 dollars.

Jennie: Chaeyoung: 5 dollars.

Jennie: Lisa: negative 7 dollars.

Rosé: Rude, but actually, all my friends are priceless.

Jennie: Yeah, well mine are worth 4 dollars collectively. 

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Lisa: what are you going to do now?

Jennie: Take out the trash

Lisa: ooo where we going

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Jennie: Do I need to put my seatbelt on?

Rosé: Yes.

Jennie: Why?

Rosé: Because bad bitches die too.

Jennie: Damn it.

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Rosé: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Lisa, taking all of Rosé's money in Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

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Manager: If anyone has a question, they can ask now.

Rosé: Is the S or the C silent in “scent”?

Manager: If anyone has a question related to our schedule, they can ask now.