blackwatch = my babies

[incorrect-blackwatch]

PILOT: Before we take off, please ensure all small items are secure.

CASSIDY: …

CASSIDY, LOOKING AT GENJI: *grins*

GENJI: What?

CASSIDY, WHISPERING: Do you feel secure?

GENJI: I will hit you.

[incorrect-blackwatch]

TALON: We have your teammate. Pay us and you’ll get him back.

GABRIEL: Which one?

TALON, CASSIDY LOOKING AT THEM INTENSELY: The hot one.

GABRIEL: …

GABRIEL: He made you say it, right?

TALON, FEARFULLY: Can you just come and take him?

GABRIEL: Keep him.

[incorrect-blackwatch]

CASSIDY: It’s just that you can be a bit judgmental.

MOIRA: What a stupid thing to say. Name one time where I’ve been judgmental.

CASSIDY: Okay.

*flashback*

MOIRA: What a stupid thing to say.

*end of flashback*

MOIRA: Oh, right. Mere seconds ago.

[incorrect-blackwatch]

GENJI: You know what they say: a little childhood trauma builds character.

CASSIDY: …

GENJI: *finger guns*

[incorrect-blackwatch]

CASSIDY: *sneaking up on a sleeping Moira to try to scare her*

CASSIDY, IN HER FACE: *screams*

MOIRA, WAKING UP CALMLY: *blinks slowly, slaps Cassidy across the face, then goes back to sleep*

[incorrect-blackwatch]

CASSIDY: Trust fall! :D

GABRIEL, FROM ACROSS THE ROOM: I’m not gonna catch you.

CASSIDY: Trust! Fall!

GABRIEL: I said no—

CASSIDY: Trust fall! I’m falling!

GABRIEL, DIVING OVER FURNITURE TO CATCH HIM: HOLY FUCK—

[incorrect-blackwatch]

CASSIDY: Hey, Genji, can you carry this box? It’s really heavy.

GENJI: *picks up box effortlessly* Nothing is heavier than the weight of my depression.

CASSIDY: Now I’m both impressed and concerned.

[incorrect-blackwatch]

GABRIEL: We need to get through this locked door. Cassidy, give me your card.

CASSIDY, HANDING HIM HIS CREDIT CARD: Here, boss.

GABRIEL, POCKETING IT: Alright. Genji, break down the door.

[incorrect-blackwatch]

STORE EMPLOYEE: Will a Mr. Reyes please come to the front desk?

GABRIEL, AT THE DESK: Is there a problem?

STORE EMPLOYEE, POINTING TOWARDS CASSIDY AND GENJI: I think they belong to you?

CASSIDY: We got lost :(

GABRIEL: I didn’t even bring you guys with me—

[incorrect-blackwatch]

GABRIEL: You’re losing a lot of blood. What’s your type?

CASSIDY, LOOKING AROUND THE ROOM: Obviously no one in this room.

[incorrect-blackwatch]

MOIRA: On a scale from 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?

GENJI WITH A BLANK STARE: Pi

GENJI: Low scale but never ending

MOIRA: …

GABRIEL: Genji we need to have a talk

[incorrect-blackwatch]

CASSIDY: I’m sorry I ate your skittles.

GENJI: I’m sorry I pushed you off the bench.

CASSIDY: It’s okay.

CASSIDY: Wait, when did you-

GENJI: *pushes Cassidy off the bench*

CASSIDY, GETTING UP OFF THE GROUND: Okay, I deserved that.

[incorrect-blackwatch]

CASSIDY: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s just nice to be held.

TALON: …

TALON: Are you okay?

[incorrect-blackwatch]

MOIRA: What’s with the napkin on the glass door?

REYES: Cassidy kept walking into the door, so I thought it would help.

CASSIDY: Hey, look! A floating napkin- *walks into the door*