an incorrect quotes blog with an audience of one

an archive of incorrect quotes for the characters of my self indulge vampire novel I want to write

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if you've somehow stumbled across this blog-- congratulations! you will find no context for these quotes or characters as they live in my head. if anything, you may find some art of them on my blog @moonshadovv , and I, upon occasion, talk about them in my main @fallen-chances . one day, my oc information focused blog @no-dawn-heart will actually be set up and you can get actual information there, but for the moment. it's all here. in funny incorrect quotes.

also, the ship tags are interchangeably relationship or friendship, use context clues to figure out which is which

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Abigail: What counts as an orgy?

Mason, without hesitation: More than five.

Abigail, confused: Five or more, or more than five??

Mason: I'm gonna say five or more.

Abigail: What's four then??

Mason: Just a good time

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Corelia: What kinds of sounds annoy you?

Athanasia : Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?

Corelia, now interested: Lets say imaginary.

Athanasia: Spiders wearing heels.

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Corelia: What's your body count?

Finn: Do you mean sex or murder?

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Abigail: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.

Blair: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.

Abigail: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.

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Mason: Who do we know has handcuffs?

Arwyn: Well, Beau and I --

Beauregard: [Elbows Arwyn]

Arwyn: -- Wouldn't know.

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Abigail: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Beauregard: It’s actually a bowl of blood I just microwaved.

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Arwyn: It doesn’t have a bone.

Blair: Then why is it called a boner?

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Beauregard: Aren’t you going to say “have a nice night?”

Finn: I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice night.

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Arwyn, proudly: I slept.

Blair: Is that so much of a rare thing that you have to say it?

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"The best person I know is myself."

- Athanasia

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I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

- Mason

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Mason: Team A will consist of myself, Beauregard, Arwyn, and Blair.

Mason: Team B will consist of Athanasia.

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Abigail: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Blair: Wow. They sound stupid.

Abigail: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Blair: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Abigail: I guess you’re right. Hey Blair, I love you.

Blair: See! Just say that!

Abigail: Holy fucking shit.

Blair: If that flies over their head then, sorry Gail, but they're too dumb for you.

Abigail: BLAIR.

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Arwyn: Blair, say aluminum again. It's the entire source of my serotonin during these trying times.

Blair, sighing: Only for you, buddy. Ah-loo-minn-eeum.

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Beauregard: Priest kink is definitely a thing and I am afflicted by it.

Arwyn: Go to church.

Arwyn: WAIT—

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Abigail: How would you guys deal with a toxic friend?

Mason: Tell them how you really feel.

Beauregard: Slowly distance yourself from them.

Arwyn: Engage in a 1v1 sword battle and if they lose they have to stop being toxic or pay the price.

Abigail, being handed a sword: …well heck.