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btsvelvet gf/bf blog

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i miss this

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Jungkook: this date is boring

Joy: this isn’t a date. i told you that i was going to the grocery store.

Jungkook: then why did you invite me?

Joy: i LITERALLY told you not to come, and you said, “i can do whatever i want”, and followed me here!

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🖤 joykook 🖤 inspired by @konami-k

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“You were the moon. All this time. And he was always there for you to make you shine.”

“Was he the sun?”

“No, honey, he was the darkness.”

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[amidst an argument]

Jungkook: fuck you.

Joy: Later. Now listen here you little shit—

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Mattress King pt.2

Jungkook [turns over in bed]: you awake?

Joy: no.

Jungkook [whining]: come on~ this is important!

Joy [turns to face him]: fine, what.

*Jungkook kisses Joy*

Jungkook: I love you~

Joy: lucky me, now go the fuck to sleep.

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Joy: Sorry, guys. I’d love to stay and chit chat but I have to get home to my child.

Irene: What do you mean? What child? You don’t have any kids.

Joy: Yes, I do. The big and overgrown one.

Wendy: ...you mean, Jungkook?

Joy: The one and only, baby boy.

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Getting Acting Advice w/ Yeri

Yeri: I need acting advice, so I need you two to pretend to hate each other.

Seulmin: What?

Yeri: Do it, I wanna see your improv skills.

Jimin, to Seulgi: You! You...are...SO cUTE and bEAUTIFUL! UGH!

Seulgi, to Jimin: AND YOU! You are the most handsome man in the whole world!

Jimin: [gets offended]

Yeri: Wait, what? Why did that offend him?

Seulgi: It’s because I usually say ‘in the universe’.

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Jennie: So, you’re dating Jungkook, huh? Why?

Jungkook: Um, I’m right here.

Joy *ignores Jungkook*: Why not? I admit, it wouldn’t have been my first choice, but the universe has its ways.

Jungkook: STILL. HERE.

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Mischievous Maknae Line

Namjoon: Why is it when something bad happens it’s always you three?

Maknae Line: Believe me, we’ve been asking ourselves that for the past x years. *sips tea*

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When Red Velvet gangs up on Joysus for drinking

Joy: Oh, come on, guys. I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Last night:

Irene: You were literally flirting with Jungkook.

Joy: Okay, so what? He’s my boyfriend.

Wendy: You asked him if he was single.

Joy:

Seulgi: And then you started crying when he said he wasn’t.

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Jungkook: Tell me, Park, you ever have a boyfriend or anything?

Joy: ...Yes

Jungkook: Oh really? I was starting to think you didn’t like guys by the amount of times you turned me down.

Joy:

Joy: No, that’s just good taste.

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Seulgi: I’m having boy troubles

Joy: Just remember the quickest way to any man’s heart is through the fourth and fifth rib.

Joy: Jungkook’s still a little sore.

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Taehyung: [jumps on bed next to Joohyun]

Taehyung: Once again, fate throws us together.

Joohyun: ...Taehyung, we’ve been married for five years...this is our bedroom.

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“I never understood people and their dumb boyfriends until I got one of my own.” *pulls Jungkook to her side* “If anything ever happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.”

—joysus

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Joy: Shit, sorry for being so late! I got caught up doing something.

Jungkook [strides into room with smirk spread across face]: I’m something