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armand would be the fujo wife that fills the house with chintz knowingly

kaban-bang

tall

20thcenturywomen2016

I should be more like water today

#real

globeshaped

Brian Eno and photoshop (1995)

#i <3 actual 2 sentence horror

urie

the thing is that sometimes it really does feel like someone took a knife baby edgy and dull and cut a six inch valley through the middle of my skull. it does feel like that you know. no other way to describe that feeling i think

swagophile

puppygirl: [at the puppy milk bar] gweeehh.. my owner wont pay attention to me.. i'm worried shes moved on to another pup

grizzled former puppy girl (now a doggirl): i used to be like you. desperate. lonely. dependent. my owner used to mean everything to me. [siiiipping her milk] yeah. those were simple days. bad days. these days are still bad. but. maybe theres a solace ij freedom. i dunno. the only solace i find it as the end of a carton. i guess old dogs don't learn new tricks.

puppygirl: waow you're so hot do u wanna be my new owner hehe

doggirl: heh.. kid.. you're a little green for my taste.. still in that puppy love phase.. i get it

puppygirl: i have super monkey ball 2

doggirl: yeah okay hand me the leash

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

nextlevelsmp3

spacephrasing

I’m starting a rumor

longseasons

spongebob and patrick deserve what they go through with Squidward sometimes because they don't ever respect that squid's boundaries

pissvortex

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

boitterfly

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!