Craig: hey are you free tonight?
Tweek: no one is free under capitalism
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Craig: hey are you free tonight?
Tweek: no one is free under capitalism
Cartman: can you GAYS stop posting drag race spoilers
Craig: rupaul fucking DIES
Tweek: I’m a little nervous…
Craig: first time jitters?
Tweek: n-no I’ve had jitters before
Wendy: you two would look cute together!
Tweek: what?
Craig: she’s shipping us
Tweek: to where???
Tweek: my dad says if I don’t get my grades up he’s not gonna let me get my tetanus shot this year
Craig: that sucks what are you gonna do?
Tweek: fuckin study I guess
Pajama Day
Craig @ Kenny: nice onesie, does it come in men’s?
Kenny: I think you cum in men enough for all of us
Tweek and Craig on the phone
Craig: I’m breaking up-
Tweek: I’M PREGNANT
Craig:
Craig: I meant the call is breaking up
Tweek: sorry I panicked
Tweek: We should be partners.
Craig: You mean like, partners in crime?
Tweek: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.
Clyde: So, I heard you like bad boys… I time travel in Animal Crossing.
Craig: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Tweek: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
Clyde: If we were in prison you guys would be like my bitches.
Craig: Did Tweek just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Tolkien: Yeah, he did.
Craig: And did I just do finger guns back?
Tolkien: Yeah, you did.
Craig: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.
Clyde: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?
Tolkien: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.
Tweek, flustered: Guys.
Craig: So, what's for dinner?
Tweek, staring at the food he burnt: Regret.
Clyde: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?
Jimmy: Ex-ex-excuse me Mx. Would-would you give me the ho-ho-honors of indulging in sex-sex-sssexual activities with you?
Craig: What the fuck is wrong with you two?
Clyde: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?
Craig: The final boss.
Tolkien: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?
Clyde: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!
Clyde: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.
Tolkien: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:
Tolkien: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."