We'll Find A Way Out Together

Moth | he/him | 23 | white transmasc You are no longer banned from free ham sandwich day

[cactusringed]

(writes something) god this sucks so bad. this is awful. i'm the worst writer ever. this is nothing. (rereads it a while after writing it) oh dude this is fire. i'm the god of writing. (writes something again) god this sucks so bad. th

[ectofool]

[boringkate]

You wanna log in? What's your username? No. What's your email address? What's your password? What code did we just send to your email address? Now what code did we just text to you? New IP address detected. We sent you an email. Click the link to confirm the new address. Scan your fingerprint. Turn on your camera for age verification. Sign the updated user agreement. Accept all cookies? That feature isn't available on the website. Download the app. Those features are in the app. The app that's really a web browser.

[st-just]

are kitty cats bourgeois?

Loves hunting rare birds

Violence a core part of social relationships

Will spend 16 hours a day simply reclining in decadent luxury

kitty cats are clearly military aristocrats.

[shonensupreme]

Sorry but actually the “press any button” greentext story is objectively the best one

[shonensupreme]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[winonaparadise]

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

[lillihammerdown]

sorry, I made this joke like two weeks ago. Yeah no we're gonna kill you now. Yep, nothing you can do about it, pack it up

[winonaparadise]

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me

[ozempicofficial]

[ghostlandtoo]

i know tumblr uses are mostly allergic to twitter but a post formatted like this has 6k+ notes and no one seems to realize this is the hallmark of LLM tech bro posting. this is not a real person giving you writing advice! they are trying to grift you and its working!

[perplexingly]

The famous foreshadowy banter between Nathaniel and Justice

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

[grendel-menz]

Mother’s Day passed in many parts of the world, and people celebrated all over. However, over Mother’s Day weekend Hamza’s family’s fundraiser was taken down by gofundme. They now have to start from square one all over again.

Hamza has several young nieces who are all suffering from malnutrition. Please, if you have the means, donate to their family. It would mean a lot to them.

FUNDRAISER.

[luna-azzurra]

Being a writer is wild because one minute you’re convinced you’re a genius and the next you’re googling ‘synonyms for walk’ like you’ve never used language before.

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[crowwkui]

flowers aren't just for funerals ✿