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Rezu: Do you really think I'd be here if Lumi didn't force me?

Howard: I like being forced.

Rezu: Keep that to yourself, Howard.

#virtue #chrystal #chrystue #rezu #howard #reward #ft. lumi

Emily: go big or go home!

John, with tears in his eyes: i am begging you, Emily. for once in your life, go home. please, just this once.

Emily:

Emily: i’m going big

#john #emily #virtue #chrystue #chrystal #jomily #chrystue leaders #memeing emily

Kim: don’t panic, i have a few knives up my sleeve for situations like this

Lumi: don’t you mean tricks?

Cathrin: no, she doesn’t

Kim, taking dagger out of her sleeve: no, i don’t

#chrystal #kim #lumi #cathrin #cathrim #aggressive kim

Valda: how do I make this date really romantic?

Guinice: be mysterious

Valda: got it!

*later, while on a date with Emily*

Emily: where are we going?

Valda: none of your fucking business

#valdily ft guinice combo #virtue #valda #guinice #emily #validly #valice #valda is very good at being romantic trust me

Valda: *lying face down on the floor*

Guinice: So Emily said she liked you?

Valda, muffled: Yeah

Guinice: And you asked her to marry you?

Valda: Yeah

Guinice: And how did she react?

Valda: Dunno, I ran before I could scare her even more

*meanwhile*

Emily, kicking in the door to Georden’s room: JAYDEN, GEORGE! Holy shit I'm gonna get married!

#virtue #guinice #valda #emily #valdily #valice

Kevin: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun

Kevin: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side*

Rezu, sweating: LUMI HELP

#chrystal #kevin #rezu #rezin #kevin x capri sun #ft. lumi #chrystals actual maknaes

Aiden: Rezu, why are you looking at me through a fork?

Rezu: I’m pretending you’re in jail.

Aiden:

Rezu: It’s spiritually healing.

#virtue #chrystal #chrystue #aiden #rezu #raiden #when will aiden be loved #there they go again #the raiden tag is basically synonymous with the when will aiden be loved tag

Rezu: Howard, it's near me again!

Aiden: I have a name.

#chrystue #rezu #aiden #ft. howard #virtue #chrystal #raiden #when will aiden be loved

John: we call that a traumatic event

John, looking at Aiden: NOT a bruh moment

John, looking at Jayden: NOT a "major L"

John, looking at Emily: and DEFINITELY NOT an "OOF lmao"

#chrystue #john #aiden #jayden #emily #memeing emily #chrystal #virtue

Emily: and now, a gay update with Jayden

Jayden, staring at George: getting gayer

Emily: thank you, Jayden

#virtue #emily #jayden #ft. george #ft. georden #jaymily

Aiden: Jayden, I need a favor!

Jayden: I’m not giving you a lap dance again, Aiden

Howard: Lap dance?

Cathrin: Again???

#chrystue #aiden #cathrin #Jayden #howard #jaiden #chrystal #virtue

Emily: If I were dating you, well, let's just say horses wouldn't be called "horses" anymore.

Valda: What does that mean?

Valda: Emily, what the fuck does that mean?!?

#Emily #Valda #Virtue #Valdily

Kevin: i'm gonna say the s word.

Jayden: shit?

Emily: what the fuck?! don't say that!

Guinice: stop fucking swearing!

#Virtue #Chrystal #Chrystue #Kevin #Emily #Jayden #Guinice

John: Hey can you help me with this zipper?

Aiden: Sure

John:

John: UP, Aiden

Aiden: Right. Sorry

#Chrystal #Virtue #Chrystue #John #Aiden #Aihn

Aiden: I have a solution

Cathrin: Thank goodness

Aiden: It involves fire

John: Absolutely not

#Virtue #Chrystal #Chrystue #Aiden #John #Cathrin #Aiden x fire

Emily: can i sit here?

Valda: that's my lap

Emily: is that a no?

#Virtue #Valda #Emily #Valdily

Kidnappers: We kidnapped your leader

Guinice: You kidnapped Emily? That pink haired kid?

Kidnappers: Yeah.

Guinice: Good luck with that

#Virtue #Guinice #Emily #The guimily shenanigans #Guimily

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