totally real quotes

so you mean to tell me they haven't said these before?

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In light of everything that has happened today with the revelations surrounding Jonghyun, I will no longer be actively running this blog. I cannot consciously bring myself to continue to update this blog, knowing what he has done. Granted, I have not been around lately as often as I used to be, but this is an official goodbye. For now, I am keeping it up for future references, but if it disappears soon then you will know why.

My full condolences go out to the victims of the Burning Sun scandal, and I hope for a full and swift service of justice to this case.

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Minhyuk: Remember Skip-It from the 90’S?

Jungshin: Ah yes, my weapon of choice during school yard fights

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*in the group chat*

Yonghwa: Did you know? Your heart is a muscle the size of a rat.

Minhyuk: SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

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Minhyuk: You've told us this story many times.

Yonghwa: And you'll hear it again!!

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Jonghyun, texting Yonghwa: I'm sorry I licked your Himalayan salt lamp.

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Jungshin whenever something goes wrong: Life is soup, and I am a fork.

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Minhyuk: Were a lot more stars visible to the dinosaurs because there was no light pollution? Did they like the stars? Did they know what they were or did they not care because they were busy being dinosaurs?

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*texting*

Minhyuk: Or maybe sleep??? I'm not a brain doctor, what are they called?

Minhyuk: Brainologists.

Jungshin: Headboys, I think.

Minhyuk: I think that's it, yeah.

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Jonghyun: The best Pokemon professor is Elm 100%. He gets robbed by a 10 year old and his instinct isn't call the cops at first, it's call another 10 year old.

Minhyuk: To catch a horse you gotta think like a horse.

Jonghyun: He didn’t even think like a horse, he just called another horse.

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Yonghwa: Is it true you used Jonghyun's cat to mop up your spilt drink?

Yonghwa: Minhyuk said he saw you.

Jungshin: ...

Jungshin: I live in a house of snitches.

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Jungshin: I've got one foot in the darkness and the other in a Hello Kitty roller skate.

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Jonghyun: This isn't even funny anymore.

Jonghyun: I need to hold a cat to reset my nerves.

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Yonghwa: Are you sitting on the remote?

Jungshin: No.

Yonghwa: ...

Jungshin: ...

Yonghwa: Stand up.

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Jungshin: I miss when Hot Topic was the goth store instead of the funko pop, ugly Disney merch store with black walls.

Jonghyun: Hey they’re getting out of 2007 just like everyone else.

Jungshin: Not to be melodramatic but 2007 was better than one second of this entire decade.

Minhyuk: How do you know if this decade has basically just started?

Jungshin: It’s 2019.

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*in the group chat*

Jungshin: That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again.

Yonghwa: I don't even know what you’re talking about but I can relate.

Jungshin: A waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too”

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Jonghyun: what a year, huh?

Jungshin: Jonghyun, it's February

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Minhyuk: Coffee is bad for you, you’ll be jittery and anxious later.

Jungshin: mMM gOod BeAn JUIcE TaStE LiKe ChOCOlAtE mAke Me GO FAST