Shit Composers Didn't Say

( - but probably would have - )

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Hello,

Happy Holidays to everyone, hope everyone is safe.

💗

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D'Agoult: But what about privacy? How do you like not having any?

Liszt: Oh... I do have some, you know.

Chopin materializing out of thin fucking air: We have just had some privacy before, DIDN'T WE, FERENC?

sensational

[doriansredroses-deactivated2026]

The strong urge to have a steamy and passionate romance with an Italian man.

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Mozart:

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Why am i thinking of you making a script of the composers trying to listen to ai generated music

Plausible, but with the amount of composers I could shove, consider that as a multi-part series

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Felipe, composing: gotta support da boyz

[boogflake]

Do you ever wake up and open Google and you see that

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But why?

[inna-thetempestuousstream]

Joseph II said no

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:(

[mephistovalse]

VOLUME WARNING! ‼️⚠️⬇️

(TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME)

average classical composer’s daily alcohol intake

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Beethoven:

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Salieri, reading instructions: So there's three wires, one red, two white

Mozart: ????

Salieri, frustrated: One red and two white bruh!

Mozart: Wha—what colour is the red wire?

Salieri, in absolute shock: Eh?! It's red!

Mozart: OH! IH! UH?!

Salieri: Whose brain are you in right now?!

Mozart, flustered: Shut up!

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C. Schumann: Bobby my man

R. Schumann: Clara my woman?

C. Schumann: No—

R. Schumann: No wait that's not—Haha!

Berlioz: Pog!

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Beethoven: Punch me all you like, you can't unf•ck the Christmas Turkey

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nice

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Beethoven: Punch me all you like, you can't unf•ck the Christmas Turkey

[boogflake]

Do you ever wake up and open Google and you see that

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Chopin: Can I get a tea?

Mendelssohn: Yeah, what temp?

Chopin: Extra hot.

Mendelssohn: …

Mendelssohn: So one of our regulars has been asking Liszt for his number but she uses her husband’s loyalty account.

Chopin: *gasps*

Mendelssohn: I know!

😏

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[beethoven composing his fidelio]

thought of drawing another one of the quotes on here ^_^

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Chopin, basically everytime:

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Hey, just to let you know, you are worthy of love, please reward yourself, you deserve it, we love you, always

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Liszt: /does anything

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Lisztomaniacs: