Incorrect DDLC quotes!

𝔖𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔢𝔵𝔱𝔯𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔩𝔶 𝔰𝔱𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫 𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔱 𝔇𝔇𝔏ℭ 𝔮𝔲𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔰! *𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔤𝔲𝔫𝔰* ℑ𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔶 𝔯𝔢𝔮𝔲𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔰, 𝔭𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔢 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔡 𝔢𝔪!

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Natsuki: Yuri you wanna go?

Yuri: Sure

Natsuki: On a date with me?

Natsuki: OH YOU DO?

Natsuki: OHHHHHHHHHH

Yuri: Natsuki youre saying that like i got pranked, im literally your girlfriend

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Yuri: I love you

Natsuki: aww I love you too *hugs Yuri*

MC: ugh all the cute girls are either taken or gay

Monika: I AM RIGHT HERE

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Sayori: I would do anything for you

Natsuki: Sleep for 8 hours straight

Sayori: I will not.

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hello everybody! you guys remember me, right? i’m sorry i went on hiatus for about 2 years without telling you guys hehe,, i’m surprised that this account is still holding up and doing well! but i won’t be updating this blog anymore due to me being out of the DDLC fandom now. of course if i feel up to it i could upload a few but not daily like 2 years ago! i hope everyone is doing good! :))

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Sayori: Hey Natsuki! What color is my shirt?

Natsuki: It’s grey, you idiot

Sayori: No, it’s not

Natsuki: Wh- yes it is?? Are you colorblind or something?

Sayori: No it’s noottttt~

Natsuki: YES IT IS WHAT ELSE IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE

Sayori: It’s dark white

Natsuki: *internal screaming*

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Sayori: Okay, Yuri. Do it now!

Yuri: Natsuki

Natsuki: What?

Yuri: The tea is sizzling, sis. Wig snatched

Natsuki:

Natsuki: Ten years just dropped of my lifespan. I can feel it

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Sayori, clasping her hands over Yuri’s eyes: Guess who!~

Yuri: It’s either the cold clammy hands of death or Sayori

Sayori, unclasping Yuri’s eye: It’s Sayori!

Yuri, softly: Dammit

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Yuri: Um, why do you have all those feathers?

Natsuki: I’m making a dream-catcher

Natsuki: Cause being with you is a fuCKIN NIGHTMARE

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Sayori, holding a deck of cards: Hey guys, you want a tarot reading?

Natsuki: Those are Pokémon cards

Sayori, holding a card: You got a Bidoof, it means fuck you

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Monika: Why is Sayori hiding in the closet?

Natsuki: The Duolingo owl keeps messaging her

Monika:

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Natsuki: *sighs dramatically*

Sayori: What’s wrong, babe?

Natsuki: You haven’t looked at me in 10 minutes

Sayori: We’re watching a movie

Natsuki: Did I ask for an excuse?

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Natsuki and Yuri: [arguing over MC]

Monika: [staring at them silently]

Sayori: You’ve been awfully quiet, Monika

Monika: [still staring] nobody plans a murder out loud

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Sayori: Nat, I think it’s time we take a step forward in our relationship

Natsuki: Wha-?

Sayori: *gets down on one knee*

Natsuki: *gasps*

Sayori: *pulls out a sticky note* Here. This is my WiFi password

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Sayori: Jeez, how does Monika always seems to know where we are?

Natsuki: Sayori did you remember to set your Twitter to private?

Sayori:

Natsuki: Sayori you set it to private right

Sayori:

Natsuki: Sayori

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Inverted doki doki literature club where you think you’re playing a psychological horror game but it is slowly revealed to be an upbeat dating sim/visual novel

[anonymoustypewriter]

I thought I was playing silent hill but suddenly pyramid head asked me on a date.

[ink-quill-coffee]

Honestly nothing would make me happier than a big scary monster poping out from around a corner only to blush and offer me some of the snacks i mentioned liking in a previous level.

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[Sleepover]

Monika: Okay guys, lets go to sleep already!

*every girl murmuring*

Monika: *turns off the lights*

Yuri:

Sayori:

Monika:

Natsuki:

Natsuki: ass butter

Sayori: *chokes*

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Monika, are you... trapped... in the game? If you had a chance to leave the game, and join the outside world... would you?

Monika: I mean... I would! Definitely! But just... wouldn’t abandoning all my friends and ‘family’ in a completely different universe where everything is simply made by codes to tend to our desires be too much? I already betrayed them once and wouldn’t want to do it again...