Lover of the sneeze, friend of the people ❤️

I am over 39 but under 100 🤸‍♂️ 18+ only.... kik: ClarkKent102000 / Discord: Clarkkent102000

[clarkkent102000]

Have you ever sneezed while wearing a helmet? (knight helmet? motorcycle helmet? Any sort of helmet that encloses your whole head). I can't imagine it would be a very pleasant experience yet I personally find myself very endeared when it happens to other people lol.

Hello - well I haven't worn a knight helmet since the early 17th Century so my memory is a little hazy.

Helmets aren't something that have really been a thing in my life but I did once attend a fancy dress party as Spiderman which included the full over the head face mask. This was around 10 years ago maybe

I found myself accidentally standing next to flowers that I couldn't see and sneezed like crazy wearing it.

From memory I could still put my finger under my nose when I was building up but have to laugh at cupping my hands in front of my masked face while sneezing which was as much use as a chocolate fireguard 😂

Hope that answers the ask ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

[clarkkent102000]

You have the sexiest sneezes i've ever heard 😵‍💫

i'd love to be used as a tissue during one of your colds ❤️

That's so flattering to read oh my goodness. Thank you ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

Please climb into my tissue box and the next time I am building up to sneeze, I will pull you straight out.

[clarkkent102000]

One of those Earth swallow me up moments in my office.

I could not avoid my situation and I became absolutely overcome by a sneeze tickle deep in my nose, so i was frozen hitching so so loudly and rapidly and someone said to me, "are you sneezing?" - I wasn't yet! Also couldn't answer.

In an alternate universe I responded with no my nostrils are flaring wider than hula hoops and my 20 hitched breaths are almost being shouted (it was pollen) because I am not sneezing. Don't speak to me again Antonia! Lol at least wait another 45 seconds for me to make a exhibition of myself! Lol ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

Does it count as sneezing when you're building up? Its called pre sneeze for a reason- is pre sneeze a term anyone outside of our world uses?? Now i think about it idk if i have ever heard that term anywhere before.

I feel ashamed to my soul that this just happened to me lol I thought I'd feel better by writing it down (I don't loool)

[clarkkent102000]

Ooooohhhhh my goodness i can't wait to hear those sick sneezes! Please please post as many times as you want and we will bless them all!

Please feel free to bless them all now ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

[daystar428]

I can't keep stifling

You and I are attending a speech dedication for a garden but my allergies flare up. I try to stifle but eventually those girly stifles aren't going to keep my allergies in check ✨🙃

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[bluerose777]

Tickling my nose and my toes!! 🤭🤧😍 Rose scented lotion and matching blue nails! 🩵

Full clip coming tomorrow on OF & Fansly 💗

[germaphobicsneezer]

The classic of having someone else’s finger under the nose, hitching wildly just before sneezing

Except instead of a finger it is a boob (bonus point for the nipple)

[chezsnez]

minors, please don't interact--i'm 37, don't make this weird. also, please peep my pinned post ❤️

it was nail day & those stifles from earlier had me feeling some type of way. video behind the cut (a bit of mess/spray).

[clarkkent102000]

Hey Clark, do you think we'll get to see some monster cold sneezes from your nose?

Yes absolutely. I have a really long cold fit that I just need to be bothered to find the time to edit out all of the hitching, rapid fire cold sneezes and spray before I can post it.

Lol jk, as if I know how to do that or could be bothered 🙃

It is seriously too big for here though - you know how long it takes me to sneeze a cold tickle out - so I just need to make a link when I get the chance and can be arsed.

Coming soon! ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

[clarkkent102000]

looove your super rapid fits. do you ever get those in public or around other people? how does that usually go if so?

The biggest issue is that I never know if my sneezes will go rapid. It is rarer than you imagine despite what I post. When I'm building up to sneeze I just don't know if there will 0/ false start, 1 sneeze or 19865543. It usually depends on what is making me sneeze and where in my nose that tickle is forcing my sneezes to come on.

Normally I do everything I can to avoid being with people when I'm sneezing so as soon as my nose tingles, even before my breath catches I'm looking to exit the scene but I was sat next to someone the other day and I was overwhelmed by my sneezes and after about 8 sneezes I fell into an insane set of rapids.

The humiliation coursing through my body as they were tutting and said "is there any need for that?" And eye rolling me as I started to hitch for a following sneeze was not the ideal snzario fantasy moment 😂😂 I don't think they were up for catching them for me lol.

Reactions vary drastically but it would be so refreshing if they could be received in that world as they are in this! I've tried stifling through them but if anything that makes the whole thing even more desperate.

You saying how much you love them though, balances the whole thing out for me. Thank you ❤️❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

[clarkkent102000]

You’re so cruel for telling us you have a sneezy cold and then leaving us to our imagination (jk I hope you feel better soon!)

I hope these are what you had imagined? I can't go on being cruel any longer 😂

I just don't know which ones to post but this is short enough to be allowed here. I'll post ridiculous big cold fits when I figure out how to very soon.

I do feel mostly better now thank you. Fever, raw throat and flu have cleared and it just lingers in my nose but my sneezes are a touch calmer now and probably less contagion in their mist.

It was touch and go for a while but i was a brave soldier buried under a mound of tissues and permanently building up for a few days 🤧🤒

Thank you for your well wishes ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

[spookysnz]

“gf likes my nose too much” yeah no, i think she likes it the perfect amount

[clarkkent102000]

Merry Christmas! Were there any sneezy sick people at the holiday parties sharing their germs? I can never stop thinking about a room full of sneezy holiday colds being sprayed out to brew in your nose 😍 The only thing better then hearing you sneeze from a Christmas cold would be the Christmas miracle of catching it from you during any of your sexy sneezing fits

Belated Merry Christmas 😂

Your christmas miracle took a little longer than usual.

I don't know how i got through all of those December parties unscathed this time but i've just been to a social event where I was just surrounded by people sneezing their colds around me. They may as well have just sneezed their colds straight up my nose! They must have been so contagious.

This last week I have been absolutely floored by the one I have caught so please feel free to come and catch this one off me. You would be very brave to get too close to these sneezing fits! 😂

Once I feel better & have the energy and can climb off my sick couch I'll go through the ones I managed to catch and post a few versions to see if you still feel the same about them.

Thank you for such a fun message ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

[clarkkent102000]

Laughing to myself at how I was just building up so dramatically but the whole set of hitches was full of fear about sneezing with a terribly sore throat.

Regardless of how I tried, holding sneezes back with a cold is not happening so to try and reduce any pain in some kind of self preservation mode I tried changing sounds to find the least painful one 😂

I was like

haaacheee ouch 😭

huuchhhh oww 😭

hnnttchhh agghh 😭

heeuuahhh oww 😭

haassshhh nnnnn 😭

Htttssshhhh aaaahhh 😭

Huuchuuuh owww 😭

I have never heard myself make these sounds before lmaooo

🤪🤪😂😂

#Make Sneezing Painless Again

[clarkkent102000]

I really hope you stay healthy this year! But you do catch the most gorgeous, sexy colds! Merry Christmas! 🎄

Thank you - your hopes worked for last year 🫶🏼.

This year they have really taken a turn right now. I'm absolutely knocked out with a massive cold now - i was starting to think i was immune! It doesn't feel v sexy to have bright pink, sniffly sneezy nostrils, be hitching vocally, aching limbs and I've sneezed desperately maybe 500 times today so far 😂. I'm such a mess right now lol.

I hope to share some highlights very soon and I hope it will still sound gorgeous for you.

It's never too late to hope your Christmas was also merry.

Merry April ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

[clarkkent102000]

eagerly wondering about your cold status post Christmas parties🤔🤔

Brace yourself for a late Christmas gift because I am really coming down with a terrible cold. Oh my goodness my throat pain, body aches, headache, voice loss and insanely dramatic sneezes are all increasing by the second ☠️

🤧🤧❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

[clarkkent102000]

Would you do loud desperate vocal hitches with high pitched sneezes?

Hello- i don't have naturally high pitched sneezes - AT ALL - but after a tricky start I hope you think i improved?

Let me know if this was what you wanted.

Sorry for the tissue covering the camera later on. The screen was opposite me and the lens was getting too misted and then my hitches blew it over the lens but I didn't notice with my eyes flickering shut.

Thank you for the ask, it was fun to try! ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️