Lover of the sneeze, friend of the people ❤️

I am over 39 but under 100 🤸‍♂️ 18+ only.... kik: ClarkKent102000 / Discord: Clarkkent102000

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Recorded this very quickly yesterday when the house was empty. I don't think I've ever done a wav with denial in it before? I've definitely done "I'm gonna sneeze" but not the opposite!

Anyway, standard chhinkni + bobby pin inducing; letting out big, wet sneezes after talking my way through buildups telling you how much I don't need to sneeze, how my nose doesn't tickle, how I'm not gonna sneeze again, and how I'm definitely done now etc (spoiler: I absolutely am going to sneeze again. And again 😇)

Noseblows from 02:27 - 02:37

Hope you enjoy! ✨

[clarkkent102000]

Hi there!

Just wanted to say I’ve loved listening to your sneezes for many years now and you have some of the best build ups I have ever heard! Thank you for your service to the sneeze kink world!

Hi!

Thank you for such a kind message. It's not like I can take any credit for how I build up to sneeze but I'll take it anyway haha. I'm so happy you enjoy them and hope that continues 😊

It's an honour and a privilege to serve for reasons these such as this message 🫡

I really appreciate you reaching out (a long time ago!), it made my day finding it ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

[clarkkent102000]

I just want to say that your most recent video is MIND-BLOWINGLY hot! You might be the sexiest man on this website imo

"Might be"??!!! Might???? 😡😡

😂😂 Thank you 😘

I'm truly honoured you enjoyed it so much. It really makes it all worthwhile sharing myself like that. What an absolutely lovely message for me to find, I'm so thrilled ☺️❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

[clarkkent102000]

Are these bouts of rapid sneezes during your wavs new? I’ve been listening to you for a long time and I’ve never heard you be overcome by a rapid fit until recently like the last few years. I love it and it’s so sexy, it would be fascinating if you developed a new style of sneezing recently. Do you think anything in particular is causing it?

Hello! No there's nothing new about the rapid sneezes. The difference is that when I initially started posting content - ironically to get over being embarrassed about how I sneeze- I got a barrage of negativity about the rapid ones so for a long while I edited them out or didn't post if my fits went rapid. Obv since then idgaf about anything like that as neg stuff comes with every post. I just didn't understand back then at all so everything stays in now.

In terms of cause, idk I usually find that when something just really hits the most sensitive part of my nose I get so desperate to sneeze my body just can't sneeze fast enough to shake the tickle. It doesn't happen every time at all and I have no idea if they will even mid fit which is exciting.

I know what the cause is here though! I hope you still like them when I'm overcome? ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

[clarkkent102000]

Hey, remember that "keep antibiotics working" musical PSA from 2018? This isn't snz related I just really like that PSA and wondered if you remembered it airing!

Sure! Don't take them for colds and flu. They aren't for viral illnesses or something along those lines.

Next question 😂❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

[clarkkent102000]

You're telling me this is not the worst it can get here? 🤧👃🏻💨💦

RIP in peace. #pollen 💣

(The hack is using vaseline on your nostrils to catch the pollen before it heads up your nose).

[clarkkent102000]

Have you ever sneezed while wearing a helmet? (knight helmet? motorcycle helmet? Any sort of helmet that encloses your whole head). I can't imagine it would be a very pleasant experience yet I personally find myself very endeared when it happens to other people lol.

Hello - well I haven't worn a knight helmet since the early 17th Century so my memory is a little hazy.

Helmets aren't something that have really been a thing in my life but I did once attend a fancy dress party as Spiderman which included the full over the head face mask. This was around 10 years ago maybe

I found myself accidentally standing next to flowers that I couldn't see and sneezed like crazy wearing it.

From memory I could still put my finger under my nose when I was building up but have to laugh at cupping my hands in front of my masked face while sneezing which was as much use as a chocolate fireguard 😂

Hope that answers the ask ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

[clarkkent102000]

You have the sexiest sneezes i've ever heard 😵‍💫

i'd love to be used as a tissue during one of your colds ❤️

That's so flattering to read oh my goodness. Thank you ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

Please climb into my tissue box and the next time I am building up to sneeze, I will pull you straight out.

[clarkkent102000]

One of those Earth swallow me up moments in my office.

I could not avoid my situation and I became absolutely overcome by a sneeze tickle deep in my nose, so i was frozen hitching so so loudly and rapidly and someone said to me, "are you sneezing?" - I wasn't yet! Also couldn't answer.

In an alternate universe I responded with no my nostrils are flaring wider than hula hoops and my 20 hitched breaths are almost being shouted (it was pollen) because I am not sneezing. Don't speak to me again Antonia! Lol at least wait another 45 seconds for me to make a exhibition of myself! Lol ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

Does it count as sneezing when you're building up? Its called pre sneeze for a reason- is pre sneeze a term anyone outside of our world uses?? Now i think about it idk if i have ever heard that term anywhere before.

I feel ashamed to my soul that this just happened to me lol I thought I'd feel better by writing it down (I don't loool)

[clarkkent102000]

Ooooohhhhh my goodness i can't wait to hear those sick sneezes! Please please post as many times as you want and we will bless them all!

Please feel free to bless them all now ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

[daystar428]

I can't keep stifling

You and I are attending a speech dedication for a garden but my allergies flare up. I try to stifle but eventually those girly stifles aren't going to keep my allergies in check ✨🙃

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Classic announcements: I'm gonna, I need to- , Sorry I can't stop -, you're making me-, I'm about to - , I can't holdback -, please pleeehh-, I don't need to- , I gotta holdback- , It's building-, Oh no-, It's tickling - , I need a tissue-, it feels so good- , I want to-, pardon me-, urge to snee-, help me-, Soo big-, I'm not allergic,

✨💚Cheers! If you have other ideas for audios feel free to send me an ask. Can't promise I can do everything but suggestions are welcome. Let me know what you think of this one above👆 and DNI if your not a sneeze blog and 18+.

[bluerose777]

Tickling my nose and my toes!! 🤭🤧😍 Rose scented lotion and matching blue nails! 🩵

Full clip coming tomorrow on OF & Fansly 💗

[germaphobicsneezer]

The classic of having someone else’s finger under the nose, hitching wildly just before sneezing

Except instead of a finger it is a boob (bonus point for the nipple)

[chezsnez]

minors, please don't interact--i'm 37, don't make this weird. also, please peep my pinned post ❤️

it was nail day & those stifles from earlier had me feeling some type of way. video behind the cut (a bit of mess/spray).

[clarkkent102000]

Hey Clark, do you think we'll get to see some monster cold sneezes from your nose?

Yes absolutely. I have a really long cold fit that I just need to be bothered to find the time to edit out all of the hitching, rapid fire cold sneezes and spray before I can post it.

Lol jk, as if I know how to do that or could be bothered 🙃

It is seriously too big for here though - you know how long it takes me to sneeze a cold tickle out - so I just need to make a link when I get the chance and can be arsed.

Coming soon! ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

[clarkkent102000]

looove your super rapid fits. do you ever get those in public or around other people? how does that usually go if so?

The biggest issue is that I never know if my sneezes will go rapid. It is rarer than you imagine despite what I post. When I'm building up to sneeze I just don't know if there will 0/ false start, 1 sneeze or 19865543. It usually depends on what is making me sneeze and where in my nose that tickle is forcing my sneezes to come on.

Normally I do everything I can to avoid being with people when I'm sneezing so as soon as my nose tingles, even before my breath catches I'm looking to exit the scene but I was sat next to someone the other day and I was overwhelmed by my sneezes and after about 8 sneezes I fell into an insane set of rapids.

The humiliation coursing through my body as they were tutting and said "is there any need for that?" And eye rolling me as I started to hitch for a following sneeze was not the ideal snzario fantasy moment 😂😂 I don't think they were up for catching them for me lol.

Reactions vary drastically but it would be so refreshing if they could be received in that world as they are in this! I've tried stifling through them but if anything that makes the whole thing even more desperate.

You saying how much you love them though, balances the whole thing out for me. Thank you ❤️❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

[clarkkent102000]

You’re so cruel for telling us you have a sneezy cold and then leaving us to our imagination (jk I hope you feel better soon!)

I hope these are what you had imagined? I can't go on being cruel any longer 😂

I just don't know which ones to post but this is short enough to be allowed here. I'll post ridiculous big cold fits when I figure out how to very soon.

I do feel mostly better now thank you. Fever, raw throat and flu have cleared and it just lingers in my nose but my sneezes are a touch calmer now and probably less contagion in their mist.

It was touch and go for a while but i was a brave soldier buried under a mound of tissues and permanently building up for a few days 🤧🤒

Thank you for your well wishes ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️