Hello

Hey it’s Potato, my main is @sirlightningpotato, I love Heart of Elynthi and there’s basically no fandom so incorrect quotes it is bc I know how to make those

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Buck: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.

Wurd: What did you do Buck?

Buck: a Mistake.

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Laira to Buck after session 19: I've organized your messages into three categories.

Laira: "From Fritz"

Laira: "Death Threats"

Laira: and "Death Threats From Fritz"

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Buck: You know me, Laira, I don't take any shit. You know what I say to my haters?

Laira: What?

Buck: I say: "Please don't hate me, I'm really nice."

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Laira: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you're not allowed to do it.

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Wurd: Do you take constructive criticism?

Buck: Not without crying

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Buck: What is it called when you kill a friend?

Laira: Homicide.

Wurd: Murder.

Fritz: Homiecide.

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Wurd: English is CRAZY. Oregano is both a spaghetti leaf topping and a form of paper art!

Buck: What is this "paper art" you speak of?

Wurd: That shit where you make cranes and stuff out of folded paper!

Buck: ... Wurd.

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Wurd: I'm going to dunk on you.

Buck: Bring a ladder.

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Buck: When I get Doordash I order 20 cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don't have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.

Laira: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.

Buck: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger i couldn't eat.

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Laira: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego.

Laira: My facebook photo is a landscape.

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Is it possible to list the sources of your quotes in the post tags? I love what you put here and I’m curious to know where it comes from :~}.

I’m so sorry but no. I’ll be honest I just play around w/ an incorrect quote generator until I get a quote I like w/ characters in an order I like. My methods are BAD. I don’t know what the source is 9 times out of 10. If there’s any I happen to know I’ll try to tag the source?

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Buck: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry.

Laira: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid.

Buck: You have to teach Wurd how to drive.

Laira: ...put the band-aid back on.

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Laira: *sees someone doing something

stupid*

Laira: What an idiot.

Laira: *realizes it's Fritz*

Laira: Wait, that's MY idiot!

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Laira: Fritz told me I was found in a KFC bucket next to a dumpster and I was rescued.

Wurd: You probably were.

Laira: Oh crap, maybe that's the reason why. Maybe my lackluster feelings towards their fried chicken is because subconsciously I'm reliving the trauma whenever I see their trademark bucket. My brain and cognitive dissonance won't let me completely lie to myself and say I hate their food, because fried chicken is great and I want some now, instead it just steers me away. Thank you for helping to guide me towards this epiphany, perhaps now the healing can begin.

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Buck: What's your favorite high school memory?

Laira: LEAVING. FUCKING LEAVING!

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Laira: *accidentally eats something too spicy so their eyes start to water*

Buck: Laira, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know.

Laira: I'm not crying?

Buck, hugging Laira's head: Shush baby, it's okay. Fritz is here and they love you with their whole heart.

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Buck: What starts with F and ends with Uck?

Wurd: No it doesn't.

Laira: Firetruck!

Fritz: FUCK!