Incorrect Spain WNT Quotes

I know they speak spanish but damn these are funnier in english

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Mapi: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Alexia: I'm a knife.

Jenni, from the other side of the room: She's a little spoon.

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Aitana: Ok, i'm gonna need you to swear-

Ona: Fuck!

Aitana:

Aitana: Swear as in promise.

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Alexia: Hey, can you help me with this zipper?

Jenni: Sure.

Alexia:

Jenni:

Alexia: UP, Jenni.

Jenni: Oh, right, sorry.

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Vicky: Whenever i want to do something, i ask myself: "Would Leila do this?".

Vicky: And if she would, i do NOT do that thing.

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Laia: I hate when people ask me to "explain my thought process", like hell if I know.

Laia: "What's going on in that head of yours?" Nothing i want to be a part of.

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Mapi: Why isn't the oven heating up? Is it broken? Did we forget to pay the gas bill?

Leila: Of course we paid the gas bill, i remember because it ended with a 69 and we high-fived.

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Leila: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.

Mariona: I wake up at 5 am everyday.

Leila: NEVERMIND.

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Patri: So, do you remember the plan if i ever get shot, right?

Leila: Yes, i do.

Patri: What is the plan?

Leila: If you ever get shot, as you fall to the ground, i am to sing ‘mmmm whatcha say’ no matter the circumstances.

Patri: Good!

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Mapi: My talents include looking 5 and saying thank you to the bus driver

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Vicky: I see you've started talking to yourself a lot more Aitana

Aitana: Yes, it's the only way I can be sure of an intelligent conversation around here.

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Jenni: I cut my foot and it's bleeding

Alexia: Put pressure on it

Jenni, to her foot: If we don’t score 9 goals tonight, Nala will get to sleep on our spot in the bed.

Alexia: no-

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Patri: What if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are both about the same event, but from different perspectives?

Mariona: I'm literally begging you to go to sleep already

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Alexia: You called Leila and not me??

Mapi: Well, when you have a crazy theory, you don't call the voice of reason.

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Patri: Aitana isn’t here. Right now, I’m the best student. I’m going to be the velociraptor

Alexia: Are you trying to say “valedictorian”?

Patri: …No

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Leila: I made you a friendship bracelet

Mapi: You know i'm not really a jewelry person

Leila: You don't have to wear it if you don't want to

Mapi: No. I'm wearing it forever. Back off

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Alexia: Imagine getting paid for being cute

Jenni: You’d be rich

Alexia: I-I... uhm... *blushes*

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ESPWNT as Soaps!

Part 1.

It's time to make this post, finally:

Jenni Hermoso

Nahikari García

Mariona Caldentey

Patri Guijarro

Alexia Putellas

Virginia Torrecilla

Vicky Losada

Aitana Bonmati

Mapi León

Leila Ouahabi