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65 Questions You Aren't Used To

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

3. The person you would never want to meet?

4. What is your favorite word?

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

7. What shirt are you wearing?

8. What do you label yourself as?

9. Bright room or dark room?

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

12. Who told you they loved you last?

13. Your worst enemy?

14. What is your current desktop picture?

15. Do you like someone?

16. The last song you listened to?

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? 

29. What is your favorite expletive?

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

34. What was your last dream about?

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

38. What is the color of your socks?

39. What type of music do you like?

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

43. Do you have any scars?

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

46. Are you reliable?

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

48. Do you hold grudges?

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

51. Are you a good liar?

52. How long could you go without talking?

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

56. What do you like on your toast?

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

58. What would be you dream car?

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

60. Do you believe in aliens?

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

64. What do you think about babies?

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

[theinturnetexplorer]

Hide and Seek

[mankillercalledbunny]

Cat Camouflage

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catouflage

[kasueli]

why would someone reblog a photoset of everyday household things? so boring

[zofianina]

[zofianina]

Why I still dream about DD/lg...

Picture all of the best parts of what an ideal Daddy provides: warmth, strength, measured humor, discipline as needed, undivided attention, nurturing, caregiving, stability, support, and unconditional love.

Now picture the best parts of what the best babygirl provides: laughter, joy, silliness, fun, playfulness, warmth, affection beyond belief, beauty, awe, excitement, mental and physical challenges, and unconditional love.

Who wouldn't want a relationship that includes a constant give and take between those qualities? ;-)

[deedeedelfuego]

Dee Dee? Dee Dee. Dee Dee!

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[zofianina]

[aphroditiful]

🌸Mermaid Self Care 🌸

Mermaids are one of my biggest influences and help me when I need to feel empowered and calm. Here are some ways you can connect to your inner mermaid.

💧wash and brush out your hair, and spray it with a sweet smelling Mist or perfume

💧cuddle up with your mermaid tail blanket if you have one, and sip a tea made of vanilla, rosepetals and Rosemary

💧 draw a deep bath and fill it with salt, add blue coloring or a blue bath bomb if you can. Light a white candle and put on some ocean sounds. Close your eyes and submerge yourself in the water, listening to the sounds of the ocean dampened by the water around you.

💧 take off your makeup and slap on some moisturizer, let your bare face breathe

💧 cook a seafood meal - battered hake, garlic prawns and buttery mussels. Eat with only your fingers, savoring the ocean’s bounty

💧 pour some sea sand and water in a jar, add shells and glitter and seal it tight. Shake and watch the sand and glitter swirl to calm you down.

💧 put a shell up to your ear and listen to the waves. If you have a shower, listen to the shell in the shower- you should hear what sounds like mermaids singing

💧 make collages with affirmations and positive messages to use as phone wallpapers or send to friends

💧 buff and file your nails so they’re pretty and sharp

💧 hold a shell in your hand as you’re watching television or lounging around and let its magic flow into you

💧 drink water and hydrate yourself

💧 gaze into a mirror and affirm what you love about all your features

💧 create a sugar scrub and exfoliate your legs

💧 wear pearl jewelry in your ears and around your neck

💧 go to the sea or a swimming pool and float on your back

💧 if you’re landlocked, find earth cams set near beaches so you can watch live streams of the ocean

💧 sing softly to yourself as you go about your day

💧get in touch with your sexuality

💧 meditate on mermaids and the ocean

💧 go to an aquarium and spend some time watching the fish in silence

💧cut ties with negative people in your life

💧 if you’re angry or emotional, let your storm rage and die down naturally

🦋💧Aphroditiful💧🦋

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[empireofwrestlemania]

A Mermaid’s Wish - Chapter 12

While Adrianna was preparing the tea, Braun caught up with Laura. The elf seemed rather unsettled when she opened the door and spotted the huge man on the other end, but after Laura reassured her that he was with her, and that he was here to help, she allowed him to enter.

Laura retold the story once again, with Braun adding in his own details as they sipped their tea. The elven woman seemed most fascinated with all that they had to say, sitting right at the edge of her seat. When they finished telling their story, she set down her teacup and returned to the table that held the large map, placing one hand on either side of the table and gazing down at the map.

“I’ve been tracking a cart,” she said in a soft voice. “Looks like a merchants cart as far as I can tell, except they never seem to stop in towns long enough to sell their goods. Nobody seems to know who they are or what they’re doing, only that they travel all across the Empire.”

“…what does this have to do with Laura’s friend?” asked Braun rather bluntly.

“Well, as I mentioned, I’ve been tracking their movements,” she said, smiling. “I know that they’re headed West in the Wooded Kingdom, at least last I heard - if my hunch is correct, they’ve got something to do with Sasha’s disappearance. The timeline is matching up - they’ve been present for countless disappearances over the last several months.”

“So this cart, you think they’re responsible for the missing people?” asked Laura.

“I do,” said Adrianna, nodding. “The problem is that I don’t have any soldiers to attack them. I thought about hiring some mercenaries to do it, but I just don’t have the money for something like that.”

“Have you thought about appealing to the Emperor?” asked Braun, raising an eyebrow. “Or one of the Kings? That is their job, after all…”

“The Emperor wouldn’t waste resources on a hunch,” Adrianna said with a roll of her eyes. “Not a lot of the Kings would, either - King Rock, perhaps, or one of the Three Kings who rule over the Kingdom of Gold. Probably King John…but none of those Kings would have much jurisdiction unless the cart was actually in their Kingdom, and last I heard, it was heading West. We’d have to wait for it to turn around and make its way back to one of those Kingdoms…”

“That would take too long,” said Laura softly. “Sasha could be in danger.”

“She’s right,” Braun grunted. 

“Well, I’m all out of ideas,” Adrianna replied softly. “I’m sorry that I couldn’t be of more help.”

“No, you were quite helpful!” Laura said quickly. “If we find this cart, we find Sasha. So all we have to do is find the cart-”

“We?” asked Braun in a low voice. “You can barely walk, and I’m almost certain you don’t know how to fight.”

“Well-”

“No, don’t say anything,” he said, shaking his head. “There’s nothing more we can do, Laura. I say you cut your losses, maybe you and Adrianna write letters to the Kings warning them about that cart, and then you go home.”

“No, I can’t!” Laura said, her eyes widening. “I can’t go back without Sasha!”

“Well, you’re on your own,” Braun said, and he moved to stand up. Laura’s eyes widened, and she opened her mouth to protest again, but he turned and left. She stared after him in surprise, slowly turning towards Adrianna.

“I’m sorry,” Adrianna interjected quickly. “You should go after him, if it will help.”

Laura was quiet for a moment, contemplating her options. If she went after Braun, that would be admitting defeat - where would she even go once she’d managed to reconcile things with him? If she stayed, though, Adrianna could help her look for Sasha. They could contact the Kings, see if anyone was able or willing to help her - she couldn’t return to the ocean without Sasha, though, she knew that much.

“I think I’m going to stay,” she said in a low voice. Part of her was hurt at having to let Braun go like this - but then again, she reminded herself, he’d already made it clear that he didn’t trust her. He was only helping her because he felt like he had to… 

“Very well,” Adrianna said. “Where would you like to start, then? We could write to the Kings, or we could travel to the capital and meet with them ourselves - the Kingdom of Gold is where the cart is most likely to go next, they’ve been through here a lot.”

“We should go and see the Kings,” Laura replied with a definitive nod. “We can’t wait for the cart to go there, though - we’ve got to get them to help us hunt it down.” Briefly, she glanced towards the door, but then shook the feeling away. She had to push her thoughts of Braun aside, had to focus on finding Sasha…but it was going to be hard.

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[nymla]

Some more photos of this little sjörå! She is for sale in my shop: https://www.etsy.com/…/sleeping-sjora-o-keeper-of-the-lake-o A sjörå is a female water creature in Scandinavian folklore. “Sjö” means lake. “Rå” is a mythological being that is a keeper or warden of a particular location, such as lakes, forests or mountains. She is a shapeshifter and can take the form of a full grown human-like being, as well as a small fish-like creature - as you can see here her colours and markings are much like an abborre (perch). If you go fishing, you should be careful not to encounter a sjörå. Although, by sharing your picnic with her, she might grant you with a great fishing luck. 🌿🐟🌿

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#mermay no.8 - blackberry dreamin’ . . #merbae #mermay #merbabe #mermaid #blackberry #blackberries #fruit #illustration #procreate #art #artwork #digitalart #ipad #purplehair #purple