Totally not incorrect fakeesc qoutes

(I own nothing)

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Melovin:...Why won't my arms move?

Giancula:You've been mostly dead all day.

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Luisa:Okay,I've calmed down a bit.

Ferman:You ready to apologize?

Luisa:What?!FUCK YOU!

Ferman:....Guess that's a no.

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Melovin:I've never done anything wrong.

Alekseev:I know this and I love you.

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Christer:Eric don't do anything stupid.

Eric:Okay.

*Literally 3 minutes later*

Eric:Christer I did something stupid.

Christer:

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Being gay is not a choice,it's a game and I'm winning.

-Christer probably

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Giancula:*leaves Melovin for 5 seconds*

Giancula:What do you mean you got arrested?!

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Christer:What have I said about comparing Jon Ola Sand to the devil?

Eric:That it's offense to the devil?

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Giancula:I wish you could block people in real life

Ferman:Restraining order

Lusia:Murder

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Melovin:*kicks open door*

Giancula:What happened???

Melovin:NOBODY DIED

Giancula:WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??!!!