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Anne Lister: I may have committed some, uh, light… treason.

Anne Lister : We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable in this family.

Marian Lister: Sounds fake but ok.

Ann Walker: Trust me, I know what I’m doing.

Anne Lister: I promise you, not even God knows what you’re doing.

Ann Walker: I need you to promise me that you’ll be on your best behavior when we go to France, okay?

Anne Lister: Look, I already promised other people that I would be on my worst behavior. And I gave them my word, so…

Ann Walker, seductively: Can I hit it?

Anne Lister, oblivious: I would parry every blow.

Anne Lister: Would you kiss me with blood all over my face?

Ann Walker: I have, and I will.

Ann Walker, at a party: I literally only agreed to come here if I could guarantee I was going to be the best dressed. Good to see that I am living up to that.

Anne Lister: If I kiss you, we'll end up kissing on the couch, and if we end up kissing on the couch, chances are we'll kiss in the bedroom. And if we kiss in the bedroom, that's the part I always rush into, and I just don't think it's a good idea to rush into spending the night together.

Ann Walker: I want to spend the night together.

Anne Lister: I have no problem with that.

Anne Lister: You are too high-maintenance!

Ann Walker: Maybe you're just low effort!

Anne Lister: Some folks get sad when it gets cold, seasonal depression.

Anne Lister: I get mad when it gets hot, seasonal aggression.

Anne, holding a dodgeball behind her back, to Marian: Hey, can I bounce something off you real quick?

Anne Lister, philosophizing: How do you know you exist?

Ann Walker: Because if I were a simulation, then my actions would be governed by at least a rudimentary logic and let me tell you, girl, they are fucking not.

Marian, to Anne: Sorry your meeting about improving family morale decreased family morale, Anne.

Any man ever: Stop it immediately! You cannot do this!

Anne Lister, sarcastically: Oh, I can’t? [does it] Oh, would you look at that! I can!

Anne Lister: You didn't really have a crush on me, did you?

Ann Walker: I think I did at one point when we first met, but we became such good friends that I kind of suppressed it in favour of that relationship.

Anne Lister: Yeah, me too.

Ann Walker: WHAT!?

Ann Walker, on vacation: I love bed and breakfasts. They're so quaint.

Anne Lister: Aren't they? Random strangers, shedding skin cells all over the house...

Catherine Rawson: You have such great taste in clothes.

Ann Walker: Well, I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

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