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Christopher Rawson: Please don’t kill me! We can do a deal! I have a lot of money.

Anne Lister: So do I.

Christopher Rawson: I have children!

Anne Lister: I don’t want your children.

Anne Lister: What did I tell you about lying?

Ann Walker: To do it more often?

Anne Lister: Exactly.

Halifax townspeople during a riot: Are you, or are you not, an enemy of the people?

Anne Lister: Well, that question is a very broad topic, you know? It really depends on the people.

#canon event

Anne Lister: My toxic trait is knowing you can't threaten me with screenshots. I said what I said. Get me a microphone, I'll say it again.

Anne Lister: I promised Adney we wouldn't do anything illegal.

Tib Norcliffe: Why would you lie to your wife like that?!

Ann Walker, about the Sunday school children: Someone's gotta talk to the kids about the birds and the bees.

Anne Lister, nodding: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

#incorrect gentleman jack

Anne Lister: I have a plan.

Ann Walker: Is it a good plan or an Anne plan?

Anne Lister: Yes.

Matthew Avison: You know, they botched my vasectomy.

Eugénie Pierre: They botched it?

Matthew Avison: I'm even more potent now.

#sorry eugenie

Anne Lister: This woman is the one.

Tib Norcliffe: You mean the one you date for more than three weeks?

Anne Lister: Yeah, this one is a monther.

Anne Lister, about Ann Walker: She said she wanna fuck, I said I'm not necessarily opposed to it.

Ann Walker, praying for Anne Lister: Lord, take two years off my life and give it to her.

Catherine Rawson: Too far, girl, WTF.

Ann Walker: Lord, take two years from this girl's life also.

Anne Lister: It appears I have a few haters, none that seem to be as hot as me. Interesting.

Ann Walker, explaining about falling for Anne Lister: Put yourself in my shoes.

Catherine Rawson: I would never wear those.

Anne Lister: And they were roommates.

Ann Walker: Oh, my god, they were roommates.

Ann Walker: I have many hidden talents

Anne Lister: Like what?

Ann Walker: How would I know? They’re hidden

#incorrect gentleman jack

*the Anne(e)s after a fight*

Anne Lister: I’m ignoring you

Ann Walker:

Anne Lister: I said I’m ignoring you!

Ann Walker:

Anne Lister: Stop ignoring me ignoring you!!!

Anne Lister: Fuck a heatwave, a goth never gets too warm.

Anne Lister, an hour later: Heatstroke.

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