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Link: Since man can’t judge me and I don’t fear God I’ve decided to start playing harmonica on my commute.

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(texting)

Link: Hello, Rhett McLaughlin, my boyfriend, who i care about very much.

Rhett: oh no

Link: do you perchance remember earlier this eve, when you were doing some paperwork on my bed?

Rhett: perchance yeah

Link: and you said you were hungry, so you pulled a bag of cheese puffs out of your backpack?

Link: and i looked over from my desk and said “whatcha got there? :)”

Rhett: and i said cheese puffs

Link: and you said “cheese puffs :)”

Link: right! great, so you remember that!

Link: i wonder if you remember this next part:

Link: i said “just be careful you don’t get any crumbs on my bed :)”

Link: and you said “sure thing :)”

Link: but lo, here i am, getting ready for bed. freshly showered, clean pajamas, ready to get all comfy

Rhett: oh no

Link: and i go to curl up in my covers

Rhett: oh boy

Link: and what do i find???

Rhett: im gonna take a wild guess

Link: please do

Rhett: cheese puff crumbs?

Link: cHEESE P UFF F CRUMB S

Rhett: LMAOOOOO RIP MY BAD

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Link: I JUST FOUND OUR SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY PORN WEBSITE OH MY SWEET JESUS

Rhett: why were you on a gay porn website

Link: for oatmeal recipes why the fuck do you think

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Marks and Rec: Misc #1829

(Dialogue from Good Omens.) (Mythical Crew as the Four Horsepeople, heck yeah.)

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Rhett: You’re so annoying.

Link: Then let go of my hand.

Rhett: No.

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Rhett: I’m in love with the dumbest person alive and I’m so so grateful.

Link: You’re such a prick.

Rhett: Fuck you.

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Rhett: Being a guy in love with a guy is not always cute or romantic or soft or tender. Sometimes it's pushing your boyfriend's face away yelling because you have viral bronchitis and he keeps trying to kiss you knowing this because he's a himbo with no sense of self preservation.

[two days later]

Rhett: Update: Link got bronchitis! You’ll never guess how.

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Link: Stop looking at me! We’re fighting.

Rhett: But you look cute…

Link: Thank you.

Rhett: You’re welcome.

Link: Now stop.

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Link: Hey do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Stevie: You’re a hazard to society.

Rhett: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Link: Rhett, can I ask you a question? You don’t have to answer.

Rhett: Link, you caught me one night sneaking out of our dorm, naked with half a banana muffin in my mouth. We have no secrets. Ask your damn question.

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Rhett, with long hair and big beard: Okay, first I'd like to introduce our new crew member and I'd like to thank her for her generous gift of two dollars, which she handed me outside this morning. Not necessary, but much appreciated.

Link: Why'd you give him two dollars?

New crew member: I thought he was homeless.

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Link: Yeah. Thank you, Catherine Obvious!

Stevie: ...What?

Link: I said thank you, Catherine Obvious!

Rhett: It's Captain Obvious.

Link: What?

Rhett: The expression is "Thank You, Captain Obvious".

Link: It's not Catherine?

Stevie: No.

Chase: Who would Catherine be?