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Ethalia: This job will require a bit of muscle, so I figured Darriana should do it

Falcio: What? No. I should do it. I’m a man.

Valiana: That’s debatable

Falcio: Well, I’m more of a man than Chalmers

Chalmers: I do not accept that!

#the greatcoats #ethalia #falcio val mond #valiana val mond #chalmers #sebastien de castell #source: derry girls

Brasti: Lesbians, what is your wisdom?

Valiana: World hard and cold… titty soft and warm

Darriana: Girl hot

Chalmers: Watch Naruto

#the greatcoats #brasti goodbow #valiana val mond #darriana #chalmers #sebastien de castell #source: tumblr #YOU CANT STOP ME

Brasti: Guess what I’m about to get!

Falcio, Kest, Darriana, and Valiana, in unison: On my nerves.

#the greatcoats #brasti goodbow #falcio val mond #kest murrowson #darriana #valiana val mond #sebastien de castell #source: tumblr #I MEAN this is basically just every interaction he has with anyone ever #and i love him for it

Aline: If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

#the greatcoats #aline of tristia #as opposed to aline-the-deceased-wife #but frankly could be her as well #source: tumblr #i think?

Brasti: Will you be the yee to my haw?

Darriana: I am begging you to stop

#the greatcoats #brasti goodbow #darriana #brasti x darriana #no i am not coming up with a ship name for them #source: tumblr

Valiana: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Brasti: Rude

Kest: That’s fair

Falcio: Not again

Darriana: Are you going to want this back?

#the greatcoats #valiana val mond #brasti goodbow #kest murrowson #falcio val mond #darriana #source: tumblr #i am Pleased with this one

Kest: We should stop worrying about Falcio and let him lead his own life.

Brasti:

Kest:

Brasti: Do you want to follow him, or should I?

Kest: Let’s both do it.

#the greatcoats #kest murrowson #brasti goodbow #they are both the mum friend #but like #chaotically

Falcio: I wish you could block people in real life.

Kest: Restraining order.

Darriana: Murder.

#the greatcoats #falcio val mond #kest murrowson #darriana

Brasti, stroking Darriana’s hair: You’re so tiny and adorable

Darriana, half asleep: I could kick your ass right now

Brasti, looking at Darriana with heart eyes: I know

#the greatcoats #brasti goodbow #darriana #brasti x darriana #source: tumblr #apparently

Falcio: [clicks pen]

Kest: [clicks pen in response]

Brasti: Stop that!

Kest: Stop what?

Brasti: You’re talking about me in morse code.

Falcio: Yeah, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

Kest, to Darriana: That’s… exactly what we did.

#the greatcoats #falcio val mond #kest murrowson #brasti goodbow #darriana #okay they WOULD #source: the office

Mateo: Bro, I want to live in your socks.

Quentis: What the fuck, bro?

Mateo: So I can be with you every step of the way.

Quentis [close to tears]: Bro?

Mateo: Bro.

#the greatcoats #mateo tiller #quentis maren #THEYRE BROS #i have a picture of that one page in tyrant's throne where falcio's like 'idk why theyre such good friends but COOL'#bc it was a library book and i wanted to save it #source: tumblr

[skipping stones on a lake]

Ethalia: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Falcio [whispering]: Take that, you fucking lake.

#the greatcoats #falcio val mond #ethalia #ethalia x falcio #this is what happens when u live in quasi medieval europe and so dont have access to things like Therapy #source: tumblr

Antrim: 4 out of 5 dentists agree.

Mateo: On what?

Antrim: I’m just glad they’re getting along.

#the greatcoats #antrim thomas #mateo tiller #source: tumblr #THE QUEEN'S CHARITY #sorry but honestly they're two of my favourite characters from the whole thing #like everyone is my fave #but from the minor characters? gotta be antrim and mateo (and maybe quentis too)#(and chalmers)

Brasti: I’m quick at maths!

Kest: What’s 38 x 76?

Brasti: 24.

Kest: That’s not even close.

Brasti: But it was quick.

#the greatcoats #brasti goodbow #kest murrowson #source: tumblr

Kest: Are you getting enough sleep?

Falcio: Sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close

#the greatcoats #falcio val mond #kest murrowson #source: tumblr #this is essentially how their relationship works right?

Chalmers: What’s the worst decision you’ve ever made?

Quillata: Insulted Falcio in front of Kest

#the greatcoats #chalmers #quillata #falcio val mond #kest murrowson #source: tumblr #now i love quillata deeply #but No One can take kest when his Protective Streak has been activated

Kest: If you were to die, what would your last words be?

Falcio: Finally

Kest: No.

#the greatcoats #falcio val mond #kest murrowson #source: tumblr #falcio NO #is this not pretty much the ending of traitor's blade

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