Incorrect Hello Charlotte Quotes

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Charlotte: There's always a light at the end of the tunnel.

C: It's usually an oncoming train.

Charlotte: Could you just not try to kill my vibe for five seconds?

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Charlotte: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Bennett: No it's my fault I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank the police.

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Felix: The path to inner peace begins with four words.

Felix: Not my fucking problem.

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Charlotte: I need you to look straight into my eyes, Anri!

Anri:

Anri: You know I can't look into those eyes and be straight.

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Bennett: How can someone say Felix is evil?? He's the most precious soft little soul.

Felix, wiping blood off his face: YEAH I'M ADORABLE!

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Charlotte: Is he always like this when he loses?

Florence: Yeah. You should've been there for the Great Monopoly Tantrum of '37.

Bennett: YOU BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!

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Aiden: We're not mad, we just want to know why you would need a fake ID.

Charlotte: *incoherent mumbling*

Huxley: Speak up, Charlotte.

Charlotte: ... you need to be over eighteen to hold the puppies at Petco.

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Bennett: Are you talking to yourself?

Felix: Yes, it's the only way to have an intelligent conversation.

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Charlotte: What's wrong Felix? Is it the quantum carburetor or something?

Felix: Quantum carburetor? Jesus Charlotte, you can't just add a sci-fi word to a car word and hope it means something. Looks like something's wrong with the micro-verse battery.

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Bennett: *Hands food to Charlotte*

Charlotte: Hey what is this? Bird seed?

Bennett: It's debris i found in the carpet.

Charlotte: ...

Bennett: I don't know what humans eat.

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Q84: I got grounded for a whole week just because i came home late.

Bennett: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again

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Bennett: What do you want to eat?

Florence: I don't care.

Bennett: But I don't care.

Florence: Well one of us has to care!

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Anri: Uh oh.

Charles: What?

Anri: Somebody's in love.

Charles: Yeah, right. I just think Vincent's cool. It's not like i lay awake at night thinking about him.

Charles, later that night: Uh oh.

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Bennett: I did a bad thing.

Felix: Does it affect me?

Bennett: No.

Felix: Then suffer in silence.

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Anri: What's wrong with you?

Charles: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

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Huxley: Is anyone gonna tell me what's going on in here?!

Florence: It's kind of complicated, but Bennett-

Huxley: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Anri: so, how's life?

Charles: what is life? like, the meaning of it? and does anyone really have a life?

Anri: ...it's too early to be having an existential crisis, charles.