incorrect heart of the woods quotes

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[trans-girl-nausicaa]

if ghosts were real i would have sex with one

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[vnstudioelan]

kiss a gay ghost girl this christmas

[thefuzzydave]

[mintcarousel]

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Tara: The only bad thing about being a lesbian is that beautiful women have the power to kill me with a single look.

Morgan: *smiles*

Tara: Oh fuck.

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Tara: It’s really muggy outside today.

Maddie: If I go outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m going to kill you.

Tara: *sips tea from a bowl*

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Maddie: Abby, help me with this zipper.

Abigail: Of course.

Maddie:

Maddie: UP, Abby.

Abigail: Right, sorry.

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Evelyn: I’ll help you.

Tara: See Morgan? There is good in every person.

Evelyn: But I want it to be known it’s for selfish reasons.

Tara: Why would you want that to be known?!

[chadolbaegii-archived]

thank you cybirdpunk for my life

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Abigail: Let’s play 20 questions.

Maddie: Okay then, what’s your favorite color?

Abigail: Friday. My turn, are you single?

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Tara: *Does something stupid*

Maddie, leaning over to Morgan: Are you absolutely sure you want this one? We can get you a better one.

Morgan: *Sighs in defeat* I want that one.

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Maddie: We need to talk about your professionalism.

Tara, standing on a chair: Those are some brave words for someone standing in lava.

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Tara, trying to open a pickle jar: HRRNGH

Tara: *hands it to Morgan* Open it. It’s impossible.

Morgan: *throws it on the ground, smashing it*

Morgan: Done.

Tara: ...I love you.

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Police Officer: You’re under arrest for reckless driving for having three people riding on one motorbike.

Morgan: Goddammi- wait, three?

Police Officer: ...yes?

Tara: Oh my god!

Abigail: Maddie fell off!

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Tara: Hit or miss... I guess you never miss, huh...

Evelyn: Shoot her again.

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Maddie: Tara, you're even later then I am...

Tara: Sorry, I was doing "things".

Morgan: I'm "things".

Abigail: You too?

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Abigail: Why are Morgan and Tara sitting with their backs to each other?

Maddie: They had a fight.

Abigail: But they’re holding hands???

Maddie: Tara gets sad when they fight.