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Pop: One man's trash is another man's treasure.

Cub: What?

Pop: I'm putting you up for adoption.

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Lifty: If we go on a date, DON'T BRING YOUR PURSE! I'm not gonna let you pay. Just run when I run.

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Mouse-Kaboom: Sneaky, how's Flippy?

Sneaky: Bad news... He's still alive.

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Petunia: (about Lumpy) So anyway after the investigation came up dry he just gathered all the evidence, dumped it on my porch, and left without a word! The gall! I guess it’s true what they say, ACAM.

Giggles: All Cops Are... Monsters?

Petunia: All Cops Are Messy.

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Flaky: I don’t want you to fight in the war.

Flippy: Because you’re afraid of losing me?

Flaky: No, because you suck at fighting.

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Disco Bear: Next time, remember my entrance.

Cuddles: I will... Your Highness.

Disco Bear: Thank you.

(later)

Disco Bear: (sitting on the couch with a drink) Wait, was he making fun of me?

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Calling an Exorcist

The Mole: I'm here to remove the demon that has possessed you.

Lammy: ? I didn't call you.

Mr. Pickels: I did.

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(at the hospital)

Cub: When I grow up, I wanna be a doctor just like you!

Lumpy: (smiles) Aww... You're not gonna grow up.

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Fliqpy: >:D Are you ready to DIE? (holds up knife)

Flaky: No.

Fliqpy: >:D Then I'll come back later.

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Toothy: Hey, I bet I can make you say five.

Shifty: Alright, bet.

Toothy: Uh, how old were you when your dad left?

Shifty: ... :|

Lifty: (laughs) Your dad left when you were five!

Shifty: Shut up, we have the same dad!

Lifty: ... :(

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Disco Bear: I can't understand why you don't like me. I have nice hair, a very pleasant smile, a cheerful personality, a kind face, and a heart full of love.

Disco Bear: If you add up all my features, I think you'd get a pretty attractive answer.

Petunia: (pauses) Maybe you added wrong.

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Lifty: I just got arrested for being too ugly. Can someone come bail me out?

Shifty: On my way!

(later)

Shifty: Can someone come bail me out?

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Cuddles: How’d you break your leg?

Toothy: I just tripped down a staircase.

Petunia: He misgendered Flaky and I got pissed.

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Therapy

Lumpy: So what's troubling you?

Petunia: My parents taught me to be so polite that now I have trouble taking up any emotional real estate.

Lumpy: And how does that make you feel?

Petunia: Fine.

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Flaky: Sorry if I'm bothering you.

Surgeon!Giggles: How do you keep waking up and saying that?

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Lumpy: Listen, I met your ex, and you dodged a bullet.

Pop: You know we were married for 10 years.

Lumpy: You dislodged a bullet.

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Dr. Lumpy: At first I thought the cause of death was kidney failure, brought about by untreated diabetes, but then I noticed (uncovers patient) the knife.