#source: merlin

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: *knocks on Wally's door holding a chicken dinner*

Wally: Who is it?

Dick: It’s destiny, my love. Destiny and chicken.

[incorrect-wha-quotes]

Easthies: You still think I’m arrogant. Agott: No. More… supercilious. Easthies: That’s a big word, Miss Arklaum. Are you sure you know what it means? Agott: Condescending. Easthies: Very good. Agott: Patronizing. Easthies: Doesn’t quite mean that- Agott: No. These are other things you are.

[incorrectfantasyquotes]

Will: maybe I should give you some kind of compensation. What do you want?

Magnus: some peace and quiet

[incorrectteyvatism]

Neuvillette: I warn you, I’ve been trained to kill since birth.

Wriothesley: Wow, and how long have you been training to be a prat?

Neuvillette: You can’t address me like that.

Wriothesley: Sorry. How long have you been training to be a prat...my lord?

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Liu Qingge: I’ll warn you. I’ve been trained to kill since birth.

Shen Jiu: Wow. And how long have you been training to be a prat?

Liu Qingge: You can’t address me like that!

Shen Jiu: Sorry. How long have you been training to be a prat, Peak Lord Liu?

[incorrectloveanddeepspace]

LaDS lads - incorrect quotes 3

mc: have you gone soft my sweet syrup pie?

sylus: no my sweet syrup pie, i’ve gone hard

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mc: zayne, let me go!

zayne: no, my darling, calm down! you’re feeling murderous!

mc: ... we talked about this, you're supposed to support me when i want to kill someone!

zayne: not in this instance my darling!

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sylus (talking about luke and kieran): since the boys aren’t interested in larceny or vandalism, and obviously they’re too young for whoring, to stop this excursion from being a total waste of time, i threw them in this dumpster, and they’re not allowed out until they’ve each killed six rats.

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caleb: have you any natural gifts, pipsqueak?

mc: hmm.. let me think... putting up with you

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mc: tell me, what is rafayel like to work for?

thomas: between you and me... he can be a bit of a prat.

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mc about tara: she's my best friend. she's my pal. she's my homegirl. rotten soldier. she's my sweet cheese. my good time gal.

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bi!rafayel: i mean, who isn't gay?

mc: a lot of people, actually...

bi!rafayel, sarcastically: oh okay, woohoo, i'll get the trumpets out, sorry.

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xavier (jealously talking about lumiere): maybe you should date him too.

mc: maybe i will!

xavier: (angry alien)

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mc, mocking rafayel: my name is rafayel and i have a deep seated jealousy for a tiny little boy cat!

rafayel: (angry fish)

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mc, to xavier and jeremiah: you guys heard about philos? that's messed up, right?

xavier and jeremiah: (awkward silence)

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[incorrectbadkidz]

Kipperlilly: Are you threatening me?

Riz: Trust me, Kipperlilly, when I am threatening you, you'll know about it.

[httydincorrectquotes]

Astrid: What are you doing? Snotlout: Thinking. Astrid: You, thinking? Well now I’m really getting worried. Snotlout: Shut up.