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Hello!

It's nice to meet you all!! I'm Mod Haruka! I use They/It! I operate in GMT! And I try my hardest to post often! When I'm not posting seriously (also known as most of the time) I'm just a silly guy!

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4koma Transparents

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Shizuku: You can check it out with this.

Shizuku: It’s my timely-wimey detector.

Shizuku: It goes ding when there’s stuff. :]

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Airi: I love my toast crispy!

Haruka: That's burnt.

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Airi: The difference between scrunge and gloopy is very important.

Shizuku: Packing peanuts versus lava lamp!

Shizuku: Nevermind this is about cats.

Haruka: Scrunge Kiki. Gloopy bouba.

Haruka: On second inspection, none of those are words...

Airi: We're reaching new levels of language!

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Airi: I will have coherent words for you in a moment.

Airi: *walks to another room*

Airi, muffled through a wall: FUCKING HELL!

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Haruka: No, because like, when a queer person says 'no because like!' you know they're about to say the most incomprehensible shit known to anyone ever.

Minori: What you just said seemed pretty comprehensible!

Haruka: Well I'm not gay, am I?

Minori: We are two lesbians who are dating.

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Minori: And then we'll go to the beach! It has an amazing view!

Haruka: I'm already looking at an amazing view.

Minori: Oh..! Thanks!

Haruka, pointing behind Minori: No, look at how many penguins there are!

Minori: Oh! That is amazing!

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Airi: Haruka, what the actual fuck.

Haruka: Wouldn't you like to know.

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Minori: Genuine things I have had to tell myself!

Minori: Number 1, "Don't lick the unidentified substance on your phone case! It's probably glue!" Number-

Airi: Why would there be melted glue on your phone case?

Minori: I don't know.. It just kinda.. happened!

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Haruka: I got a good grade in social interaction.

Haruka: Something that is completely normal to want and achieve!

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Airi: What the fuck?!

Minori: Language!

Airi: Japanese!

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Minori: Kill 'em with kindness?

Minori: Nuh uh! KNIFE MONOPOLY! 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

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Minori: Excuse me, have you ever been arrested?

Airi: Yes.

Minori: I-I was gonna say it's illegal to be that cute, but now I'm curious.

Airi: Aggravated assault. Twice over.

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Airi, happily: I got stabbed!

Haruka: SORRY?

Airi: Gotta love vaccines.

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Minori: I'm naturally a very stabbable person!

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*Shizuku, Airi, and Minori are playing poker. Minori is winning by a long shot.*

Shizuku: Aw, come on.

Airi: It’s not fair! They don’t even know what we’re playing!

Minori: Go Fish?

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Shizuku: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Minori? In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Minori!

Haruka: Nope.

Shizuku: In that case, as the archbishop of Haruka's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Minori right on the lips!!!