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HOLD UP I LITERALLY MADE THIS SAME EDIT???
It's the way that the character is so well made that in a sea of thousands of funny tumblr posts to inspire us, author and fandom end up making the same meme to make fun of him.... that's just beautiful. 😭
Yizhi: I knew it! I knew it! I knew something was off. I felt it in my gut, and it wasn’t my base-level anxiety, because it was a little bit to the left.
Yizhi: I think I'm going to go wander out in the rain for a while.
Sima Yi: But it's not raining.
Yizhi: I can't catch a break!
Shimin: I will do anything to be free.
Zetian: Even escape?
Shimin: I don't know. Can I do that?
Qin Zheng: Whatever
Qin Zheng: I don't care
Qin Zheng:
Qin Zheng: Google search how to make someone explode
Sima Yi: *falls down the stairs*
Yizhi: Hope you're okay.
Shimin: Stop falling down the stairs.
Zetian: How’d the ground taste?
Yizhi: I started med-school with straight A’s. Now I’m not even straight.
Zetian and Yizhi: [physically fighting each other]
Shimin: This isn’t what I meant by “express your feelings”!
Shimin: Can't get over how cool I am when I'm not acting like a neurotic prey animal.
Qin Zheng: Come on empress, do it for our marriage. You can't put a price on that…
Zetian: Yes I can. Ten dollars.
Zetian, about Shimin: He looks extremely distressed. Like he is about to throw up soon.
Yizhi: And gorgeous!
Qin Zheng: Sorry for being in a bad mood, its just I made an itinerary in my head that I didn’t actually tell anyone about so no one is following it.
Sima Yi: We’ve made a map of all the possible places Zhang Yizhi could be hiding.
Qin Zheng:
Qin Zheng: This is just a map of Huaxia.
Sima Yi: Yeah we have no idea where he is.
Qin Zheng: What’s up? I’m back.
Zetian: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.
Qin Zheng: Death is a social construct.
Yizhi: Are you awake?
Yizhi: It's an emergency.
Zetian: Yeah, I'm awake.
Zetian: Are you okay?
Zetian: What happened?
Zetian: Do you want me to come over?
Yizhi: I found the cutest cat on Instagram.
Zetian: Gods, Yizhi, don't scare me like that.
Yizhi: Do you not want to see the cat?
Zetian: Of course I do.
Zetian: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.
Qin Zheng: Is it me?
Zetian: It's always you.
Shimin: Zetian, I need help.
Shimin: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes. I don't know what to wear to our date with Yizhi!
Zetian: Fine. Then just don't wear anything. That'll leave an impression too.
