Incorrect Kill la Kill Quotes

I post quotes that may have been said during Kill la Kill. Please post submissions. I'm not clever enough to run this garbage blog by myself.

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Mako: "If I have to pay 12,554 yen for a Mario Kart game, I'd better be able to get of that damn cart and go around to punch whoever I want to in the game."

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Mako: Ryuko-chan, what's capitalism? Ryuko: Those are the big letters, girl. Mako:

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Mako: GIRL you are KILLING IT! Mako: Mako: GIRL I don't think it's MOVING ANYMORE Mako: GIRL you can STOP STABBING

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Ryuko: satsuki im a lesbian Satsuki: I know Mako: Satsuki i'm a lesbian too Satsuki: Is there anyone in this anime that loves men Mikisugi:

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Mako: hold on, i’m having one of those things - a headache with pictures Satsuki: huh? Ryuko: she’s having an idea

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Senketsu: You're killing my tough guy personality Ryuko: Who's a good kitty Senketsu: Meeeee :3

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M-I-Crooked Letter, Crooked Letter-I-Crooked Letter, Crooked Letter-I-Hump Back, Hump Back-I!

Mako Mankanshoku

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Ryuko: AND IF YOURE GONNA CALL ME A BITCH

Ryuko: Make sure to put sensitive in front of it.

Ryuko: YoU wHAcK ASs HoE

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Tsumugu: Wow! Ragyo really hates us, Mikisugi.

Mikisugi: Yes, perhaps she's homophobic.

(Tsumugu thinks)

Tsumugu: But we're not gay, Mikisugi.

Mikisugi: We're not?

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*Something in the far distance explodes*

Satsuki: SANAGEYAMA, NOOO

Sanageyama: What

Satsuki: Sorry, force of habit

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Happy birthday weed la weed

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Sukuyo: Girl I am done. I'm selling my kid on eBay.

Inumuta: Someone tell me. Who the hell is Mataro and why is bro on eeeeeeBay?

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lol jk

if you unfollowed me in the last 12 hours come back we're done with the goof

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Galo: Behold my Matoi tech!

Ryuko: Your WHAT now?!

Kamina: You're not the only person he ripped off.

Ryuko: Who ARE you people?!

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Barber: How would you like your hair cut? Kamina: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

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Viral: Being good is for suckers, what do you even get out of it?

Kamina: The feeling of fulfillment in your soul!

Viral: …gross.

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No one needs a good laugh like the truly, deeply fucked. 

-Kamina