#source: the simpsons

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Sirius: Is this how you imagined your life?

Regulus: Well, yes, but then again I was a very depressed child.

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Anyone know how we can resolve this conflict?

The batfam: *raise their hands*

Bruce: Without resorting to violence.

Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, and Cassandra: *lower their hands*

Bruce: Or childish name calling.

Stephanie, Duke, Barbara, Kate, and Alfred: *lower their hands*

[thot-chi]

(Aerion holding RaymunxRowan baby)

Rowan, shocked her child is alright:she really likes you??

Aerion, handing the baby back: I just remembered something I must tell the Oaf.

[Seconds later Aerion breaks down a door]

Aerion: Impregnate me at once!

Dunk:*scared*

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

McGonagall: Doesn't Professor Lockhart ever teach you actual spells? Harry: He tried once, but he got confused.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Walker: [to Bucky] Well, excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!

[emmikay]

Young: (with Holmberg and Lapointe) We’re going out! If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths!

Shane Hollander: Alright, be safe.

[thebunnyremix]

[Before going with Timekeeper Cookie to defeat Shadow Milk Cookie.]

Sage of Truth: Hang on, let me just say goodbye to my husband. [calling to someone in the next room] I'm going out, Recluse! If I don't come back, avenge my death!

Truthless Recluse (v/o): [faintly calling back from the next room] Alright!

[stopitidonotwantone]

Eva Stratt: What do you people think I'm paying you for?

Carl: To guard Ryland Grace?

Ilyukhina and Yao: You're not paying us anything.

Ryland Grace: You Kidnapped me! I remember distinctly, with the tackling to the ground, and the sedation and the betrayal that hurt meeee.