Incorrect Klance Quotes

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[incorrect-klance]

Hello, love, how are you today? I hope well. I'm a big fan of your posts and I'm so glad I finally found your tumblr. I also have a small request. I was wondering if I could use one of your quotes to make a screenshot edit? (You can look at my blog for example) I also can reblog it to the original post to give you proper credit as well :)

I’m doing well, how are you? 

aa thank you so much :) 

and yes of course! thanks for asking, even if these aren’t technically my posts haha. can’t wait to see them!!

[incorrect-klance]

[Keith’s phone rings. Pidge checks the caller ID.]

Pidge: you still call your dad ‘daddy’? lololololol

Keith, making direct eye contact with Pidge and picking up: hey lance.

[spaladin]

I just worked something out and I don’t know what to do with this information so… *deep breath*

There are disturbing similarities between the way Lance has been trying to get with Allura since S1 and Justin Bieber’s treatment toward the female love interest in 2010’s hit music video, and 2nd most disliked video in YouTube history, “Baby”

[incorrect-klance]

[Keith's phone rings. Pidge checks the caller ID.]

Pidge: you still call your dad 'daddy'? lololololol

Keith, making direct eye contact with Pidge and picking up: hey lance.

[incorrect-klance]

"mc-fucking-scuse me bitch."

Keith Kogane, at any given time.

[incorrect-klance]

Lance: KEITH I LOVE YOU NO HOMO THOUGH.

Keith, deadpan: Lance we're literally dating.

[incorrect-klance]

merry chrysler

you all,, deserve the world I love each and every one of you and I hope you have a wonderful day today, regardless of whether or not you celebrate christmas!!!

[incorrect-klance]

Keith: Christmas gets so much harder as you get older.

Keith: "what do you want for christmas?" I don't know, financial security? A stable job?

Lance: A nap would be nice.

[incorrect-klance]

Keith: you're a spoiled brat.

Lance: then stop spoiling me.

Keith, gasping: never!!

[incorrect-klance]

Sims Shiro gave birth to twins now he and Adam have a happy little family <3

it's what he deserves.

[incorrect-klance]

True or False! You love chocolate ice cream!

false! I actually am not a big fan of chocolate ice cream, odd because I love everything else having to do with chocolate.

[incorrect-klance]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that gets more difficult as it goes on. The 20 meter test will begin soon. Line up at the start. The test starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear a signal. A lap should be finished each time you hear a sound. Remember to run in a line, and for as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

i n t e ns e p t s d f l as h b a ck s

why would you bring this curse into my inbox

[incorrect-klance]

the fam is going wild 🌈

were they not already wild????

[incorrect-klance]

Ok true or false....ur a kind wonderful person

false akdkflsla I'm a bitchy asshole but thank youuu

[incorrect-klance]

🐻 Hello!!! I love your quotes!!! Sorry about leafy 🤣🤣🤣 💗💗💚

aaa thank you!! :)

and lmao your fam is hella chaotic.

[incorrect-klance]

miss or hit -🍃

I guess they never hit huh :/

[bakugou-klancey-lance]

@spaladin come collect leafy

[incorrect-klance]

please do I'm being attacked.

[incorrect-klance]

miss or hit -🍃

I guess they never hit huh :/