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Lizzie: Jo, what colour is Hope's shirt?

Josie: grey

Lizzie: uh-huh. now Hope, tell her what colour you said your shirt was

Hope: …dark white

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Lizzie: see? see, one day you’re gonna look back at this and laugh.

Hope: i assure you, for the rest of my life, every time i look back on this i will personally drive over to your house and smack you.

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Josie: hey Hope, can you help me with this zipper?

Hope: of course.

Josie: …

Josie: up, Hope

Hope: right. sorry.

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Lizzie: i forget but i do NOT forgive.

Lizzie: i’m just walking around hating bitches, can’t remember why

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Hope: i’ve only said “i love you” to two people in my entire life.

Hope: Josie, and Lizzie because it was dark and i thought she was Josie.

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Drunk Josie, pointing at Hope: that’s my girlfriend, suckers!

Lizzie: your wife, Jo.

Josie: my wife! even better!

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Lizzie: So Hope is doing the smart thing instead of the predictably stupid thing?

Lizzie, glaring at Josie: You did this to her.

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Lizzie: oh, don’t worry. we have a permit.

Josie: *hands Alaric a slip of paper*

Alaric: this just says “we do what we want”.

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Hope: Jo, that was intense to say the least. Everything okay?

Josie: *giving two thumbs up* nope

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Josie: i wish there was a better way to deal with Penelope.

Lizzie: there is, but we’re both too pretty for jail.

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Landon: Hope's mad at me and i’m not clear on why.

Lizzie: okay, were you talking before she got upset?

Landon: yes.

Lizzie: that’s probably it.

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Josie: the only time you seem honest is when you’re insulting someone!

Lizzie: the only honest things i can say to you are insults.

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Penelope: am i in hell?

Lizzie: no, Park. if you were in hell, you’d be on a throne and the devil would be packing.

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Hope: i’m in a bad mood so no one talk to me.

Josie: even me?

Hope: what? no. obviously you can talk to me.

Hope: but nobody else! i mean it! leave me alone!!

Hope to Josie: to reiterate, this does not apply to you.

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Josie: You’re like Mary Poppins if her magic purse was also filled with drugs.

Penelope: If?

Penelope: Josie, the kids in that movie jumped into a painting and spent fifteen minutes chasing a cartoon fox.

Penelope: Spoon full of sugar? Grow up.

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Lizzie: I got bitten by a werewolf on my walk today

Hope: God, imagine if it had been a small child

Lizzie: I could have fought off a small child, Hope.

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Penelope: here’s a fun christmas idea. we’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is underneath

Josie: we are not doing that

Hope: mistlefoe

Josie: Hope, no