Eros: You can’t hit people for being stupid.
Ares: Why not?
Eros: Because if we did, you would have permanent brain damage.

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@incorrect-lore-olympus-quotes
Eros: You can’t hit people for being stupid.
Ares: Why not?
Eros: Because if we did, you would have permanent brain damage.
Literally anyone: Listen here, pretty boy-
Eros: You think I’m pretty?
Literally anyone: It’s an INSULT, idiot.
Eros: You think being pretty is an insult? Oh honey, who hurt you?
Hades: Apologies for my tardiness everyone. I have not been sleeping well. Morpheus: Have you tried a weighted blanket? It's like two people holding you down while you sleep. Hecate: Morpheus, blink once if you're in trouble and need assistance. Blink twice if you're just a freak. Morpheus: *winks five times*
Young Thanatos: Can you sign something for school?
Hades, shaking his head: If I sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know.
Hades, baking: Sweetness, can you pass me the sugar?
Persephone: *leans over and kisses him*
Hades: *blushing* N-Not what I meant!
Persephone: I think we can be evil, as a treat! Hades: We? Persophone: We :)
Persephone: Are you disappointed that I’m not a murderer? Hades: I mean, a little.
Persephone: Oh, fiddlesticks! Ares: Persephone, I know that this is a tense situation but watch the fucking language.
Ares: Like it's my fault that my love language is acts of service and all I know how to do is kill people.
Persephone: Fight me! Apollo: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle? *Later* Hermes: Why is Apollo crying? Persephone: I kicked him really hard on the ankle.
Persephone: "...You're up to something aren't you?"
Hades: "You don't sound particularly upset about that."
Persephone: "I'm not."
Hades: "...And yet your eyes still hold displeasure."
Persephone: "..."
Hades: "...You're upset I didn't include you, aren't you?"
Persephone: "...A little."
Eros: "I feel like you’re judging me."
Hades: "I am not judging you. I am HEAVILY judging your father through you."
Ares: "Hey-"
Hermes: Hold on! I'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures.
Artemis: What the fuck?
Hermes: He's having an idea.
Hades: I can’t move. Persephone fell asleep on me.
Zeus: Just move her off.
Hades: [Quiet enraged and offended noises]
Zeus: Am I in trouble? Hera: Take a guess. Zeus: No? Hera: Take another guess.
Hades: [Trying to cuddle Persephone but keeps getting ignored]
Hades: This is supposed to be a cuddle, not a struggle snuggle! LET IT HAPPEN!
Persephone [blushing]: I AM TRYING TO WORK!
Hades [climbing onto Persephone's desk] : I DONT CARE!
Artemis: Apollo made me mad so I poured motor oil under his car and watched him poke at it and try to find where the leak was
Apollo, covered in oil and grime from crawling under his car and going through the engine for four hours: YOU DID WHAT?!