Incorrect Lost in Space Quotes

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Maureen: Croissants: dropped

Victor: Road: works ahead

John: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Prisha: Shavacado: fre

Dr. Smith: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Will:

Will, grumpy: ...I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

I made a second version 'cause @starfiresupernova s reblog had me crackling.

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Penny: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Don: Oh, you’ve been?

Penny: Once. In Monopoly.

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Judy, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Penny, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Will, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Don, trembling: What are we playing

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Judy: Croissants: dropped

Will: Road: works ahead

Don: BBQ sauce: on my titties

John: Shavacado: fre

Penny: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Dr. Smith:

Dr.Smith, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Dr. Smith: Nothing in life is free.

Penny: Love is free!

Will: Adventure is free.

Judy: Knowledge is free.

Don: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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John: Penny, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Penny: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

John: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Judy.

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Dr. Smith: How long are we going to let him do this?

Maureen: Just give him a minute.

Don: [pushing a door that's clearly labelled pull]

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Penny: Hey Dad?

John: Yes, Kiddo?

Penny: How long can someone breathe in a washing machine while it’s running?

John, laughing: Now why would you want to know that Penny?

Penny:

John:

John: Where’s Will-

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Judy: Why are you smiling?

Don: What? Can't I just be happy?

Penny: Smith tripped and fell on her face.

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John: Sometimes Maureen will ask me, 'what do you think you’re doing?' but that just means stop. She didn’t actually want to know my thought process.

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Okay, but i just talked to my sister and referred to history facts as canon past. And she was like: ???. And I am like: Dang I'm way too deep in Fandom.

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Seems legit

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*John handed something to Don*

Don: *to John* Thanks Dad...

*everyone is staring at Don*

Don: *confused* Why is everyone staring at me?

Dr. Smith: You just called John 'Dad', you said: 'Thanks Dad'

Don: What? No, I didn't. I said thanks man.

John: Do you see me as a father figure, Don?

Don: No, if anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

Maureen: Hey! You show your father some respect!

Don: I didn't call him Dad!

John: No, no. Don, I take it as a compliment.

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Vijay: Have you given this any thought at all?

Penny: Oh, I don't do that.

Vijay: What?

Penny: Thinking. It's a nasty habit.

Based on a prompt by: @givethispromptatry

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*in an argument*

Maureen: What? You think I might tell everyone on the Resolute that you like to be the little spoon?

John: Everyone likes to be the little spoon. It makes you feel safe! Victor, back me up on this.

Victor: Yes, little spoon all the way.

John: See!?

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Don: I know you're to proud to say "I told you so" so I'm just gonna....

Judy: Told you so! Not too proud.

Don: Yea... seems right.

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