Robbie: Fuck! I can't open my yogurt!
Marvin, sighing: I wonder where he got that from. [Looks at Jackie]
Jackie, not paying attention: The fucking fridge?
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@incorrect-marvelsepticeye-quotes
Robbie: Fuck! I can't open my yogurt!
Marvin, sighing: I wonder where he got that from. [Looks at Jackie]
Jackie, not paying attention: The fucking fridge?
Jackie: I accidentally kissed Marvin earlier, but it's fine we're homies.
Chase:
Chase: Aren't you guys getting married next month-
Jackie, at Marvin who's upset with him: Can you calm down at least a little bit-?
Marvin: I'm not talking to you, you pronounce the 'g' in lasagna.
Jackie: Marvin took the wheels out of my heelies cause I kept falling on my face.
Jackie: I feel like an angel without wings. I have to walk around now like a peasant and I am Livid.
Marvin, sighing: How high are you?
Jackie, stuck in a chair on top of the stairs and somehow still upright: No, it's "hi how are you"
*at a bar*
Random guy: Did it hurt?
Marvin: Did what hurt?
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Jackie, sliding an arm around Marvin: No it didn't, because I was there to catch him.
Jackie: Henrik's gonna be so upset-
Marvin: Henrik's not gonna know!
Jackie: Henrik's gonna watch!
Marvin: Henrik doesn't watch these videos-
Jackie: Henrik edits most of these videos!
Marvin: eeEEEEHH WEELLL-
Marvin: I can't believe we got together by spite.
Jackie: And engaged by spite.
Marvin: ...
Marvin: I bet we couldn't have a baby-
Jackie: Get on the bed bottom bitch-
Marvin, rolling into Jackie's room on heelies, in a dress and flowers in his hand: Come on, super bitch, we're going on a date.
Jackie, wondering when they announced they were together but gets up to get ready: COMING-
Sorry if I'm a bit late.Happy birthday, love your blog and keep up the amazing work!❤
You're not late!! Thank you, I appreciate it!!
Happy Birthday!!! I hope you're having a great day!
Thank you so much!!
Wait it's your birthday?? Happy birthday!!
It is my birthday! Thank you!!
Happy birthday!!
Thanks!!
Happy birth
Thank you!
Marvin: [snorts after he laughs]
Jackie: [grabs his face]
Marvin: Wh-
Jackie: I will do anything to hear that noise again.
Marvin: Hey Jackie~ [smacks his ass]
Chase: WH- [turns around]
Marvin, backing off immediately: SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE JACKIE IM SO SORRY-
Jameson: Hey, Marvin, I like your top!
Marvin: Thanks, I just got it yesterd—
Jackie: Uh, I have a name.
Marvin, blushing furiously:
Chase, in the other room: * bursts into laughter *