#tw cursing

[chaoticbatfam]

Dick: *into a mic* is the target in sight? Cass: negative Tim: I’ve got him. Dick: okay. Move in. Tim: Roger that. *starts speed-walking towards jason* Jason: what the fu— Cass: *grabs him from behind* Jason: what— dick: *shoved Jason into a chair while Cass ties him to it* we have to talk, Jay. Jason: about fucking WHAT??? Tim: this is an intervention. Cass: *nods seriously* dick: *dramatic pause* we think you need glasses. Jason: Jason: all this for THAT dick: it wasn’t like you’d listen if we just told you! Jason: YEAH, BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE GLASSES. Tim: Dick: cass: Jason: I JUST DONT WEAR THEM AROUND HERE BECAUSE Y’ALL BREAK SOLID BULLETPROOF ARMOR, LET ALONE THINK WIIRE GLASSES FRAMES Tim: *meekly* then why don’t you wear contacts? The other day we saw you reading a report while it was like, two inches from your face— Jason: BECAUSE CONTACTS SUCK, TIM

[bizarreaizen]

real homies respect trans people! /gen

[azizefan]

Dr Robby, Dr Abbot, Dr Shen  brotherhood in 1x12 // 1x14

[minainknpaper]

Who asked?

Faceclaim : manon

Featuring : JobeBellingham x reader

Summary : One comment soon leads to another, and before you know it Jobe Bellingham always has something to say in your comments. Insisting that it’s nothing other than playful flirting banter..

Part : 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, end!!

Warnings : none ! 🩷

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Yournameasauser

little flea market haul

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JudeBellingham : 👍

↳ Yournameasauser : ??? 😭

Yourbestfriend : oh emm gee those purses on the last slide 😫

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↳ Yournameasauser : Dw I bought them ALL 😌

↳ JobeBellingham : wow no wonder you don’t have any money

↳ yourbestfriend : go back to playing soccer 😒

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User5947 : okay Jobe is here yet again, I think it they’re flirting…

↳ user3736 : no fr tho

quenblackwell : wait mail me some peaches 👀

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↳ Yournameasauser : just dropped some off at UPS 🫡

JobeBellingham : how many candles did you buy?

↳ Yournameasauser : none? 🤨

↳ JobeBellingham : I’m shocked. Wow 😮

Ashlyncastro : we got to go together one day 😙

↳ Yournameasauser : yesss 🤞

User483 : girl are you friends with everyone?? 😭😭

User8 : wow. Jobe is here yet again

thatmartinkid : sick

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↳ Yournameasauser : slide me a phone case 👀

benoftheweek : waitwait is this NY??

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↳ Yournameasauser : wait I think…🧐

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Jobes pov :

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JobeBellingham

Dump.

Liked by Yournameasauser, JudeBellingham, ashlyncastro and 674,574 others

JudeBellingham : a dump 😱😱

User100 : wait what???

Yournameasauser : you were doing great until the last slide.

↳ JobeBellingham : it’s the best one. What do you mean??

↳ Yournameasauser : according to who exactly?

↳ JobeBellingham : me duh.

User783 : hottie.

↳ user647 : this is so weird. Ur 25….

Ashlyncastro : oh wow. Shocking.

↳ JobeBellingham : thanks.

User463 : aww his mom is so pretty

↳ users473 : ikr??!

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Yournameasauser

unexpected Erewhon hangouts??

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User3738 : who’s with her tho??

↳ user474 : seriously. This is getting sus…

Yourbestfriend : was it good tho??

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↳ Yournameasauser : I think I’m going to have dreams about it for the next year.

thatmartinkid : too bad I’m Canadian.

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↳ Yournameasauser : this is your sign to come to LA then 👀👀

↳ user5748 : martinnnn

User4747 : I was just at Erewhon 💔

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↳ user8 : waittt me too 🫩 we could have met herrrr

JobeBellingham : isn’t this your 100th post about food?

↳ Yournameasauser : so what??

↳ JobeBellingham : your money will be gone in a flash x 🩷

↳ Yournameasauser : is that a threat??!!

User473 : 🫩🫩🫩

User362 : mouth watering 🤤

↳ user4736 : her or the food?

↳ user47488999 : 😭😭

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Authors note: idk if these are good 😪 but third post!!!!!

[silvergeckos]

TFC thoughts I had ✨

Not a full post but just some thoughts I had while studying for my last Vet Med Final for the year. I may make it into a full post later on 👀

You guys know what I like to imagine? How the TFC would feel about the fact that humans now-a-days feel very differently about monsters than they did 100 years ago.

Like don't get me wrong, there were freaks back then too, but now? Every other person you meet seems to be 100% down to get with a monster. Be it traditional "humanoid" ones like vampires, werewolves, ghosts, etc. or more "edgy" types like the Alien Queen, Venom, The King in Yellow... etc. Humans are FREAKS, y'all.

Like if your boyfriend took off his hat, and there were horns, you'd realistically be pretty shaken up or surprised at least. I mean- monsters are suddenly real, and you thought he was a human and all. Now if you run or not would be entirely up to who you are as a person and how you react, but there's a good portion of us that, while still on edge, would be very, very interested.

I mean- monsterfucker is a term we use regularly on this site 😭

I'm just imagining MC hanging around the circus and playing a game of smash or pass on a computer when one of the cast walks by and asks what they're doing. MC tells them all casually, "Oh, Smash or Pass. Wanna play?"

Monster of choice watches for a minute before, let's say... Venom appears on screen.

Now, monster is fully expecting MC to say pass. I mean, this is clearly a monster. Tall, muscular, sharp teeth, tendrils, and a parasitic nature? There's no possible-, "Oh absolutely, what kind of question even is that? Everyone wants Venom. I mean- look at those teeth, and that tongue? Smash. On the counter, on the floor, till morning, or better yet we just don't stop-"

Cue a very flustered monster (I feel like even Harlequin would be a hint flustered in this case with how blatant MC is) quickly finding out humans have much different preferences than they did 100 years ago.

[smol-bean-boi13]

Trying out a new canvas size for animations :D it certainly is something to get used to 😅

And yes I know it’s not Thursday yet but idc ✌️

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[grishaversefaketweets]

[seobspilled]

THATS REDRED

summary: juhoon’s your ex but you didn’t end on bad terms, so you keep in contact.

tags: ex!juhoon, fluff, angst, he’s smitten, juhoon’s an angel, yn mentioned, yn kinda is a bitch, swearing, highschool love, smau, awkward.., 13+.

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