Incorrect Myriad Clouds & Porcelain Diety

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Miky : *mumbles under her breath* shit.

Jade : *busting in through the door* WE DO NOT USE THAT KIND OF FUCKING LANGUAGE IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING HOUSEHOLD YOU LITTLE SHIT

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Leto *puts honey in his tea*: Hell yeah get in that leaf juice you sexy sexy bee sauce.

Raguel: Do you take constructive criticism for your sentences?

Leto: I absolutely do not.

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Vesna: You're staring.

Leto: I'm gazing.

Vesna: It's creepy.

Leto: It's romantic. ( ´ิ∀´ิ)

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Jade: Hey, Raguel, are you free on Friday? Like, around 8 pm on Friday?

Raguel: Yes?

Jade: *turns to Levin* What about you?

Levin: Yes, I am.

Jade: Great! Because i’m not. You two go on without me. Enjoy your date!

Raguel: Did she just-

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Aleandro, gazing at the night sky: The moon is beautiful tonight.

Karel: That's a street lamp.

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Laura: [accidentally cuts finger]

Tanjiro: Just put some pressure on it

Laura: Ok.

Laura, to her cut: If you don't get a job, your family will disown you.

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Miky: Please, Tanjiro... After everything, we went through together. You can’t do this.

Tanjiro: I’m sorry, My Love.

Miky: I’m begging you. Please Don’t do it.

Tanjiro: It has to be done…

Miky: nooooooooo

Tanjiro: *Placing a draw-4 card* Uno.

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Zima to Acele, sighing: I have something to get off my chest.

Acele, internally: Please be your shirt please be your shirt

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Vesna: *coughs violently*

Leto: Don’t die.

Vesna: Don’t tell me what to do.

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Keitaro: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Levin: I’ve been zoned out for the last two and a half hours.

Laura: I got distracted about halfway through.

Jade: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Tanjiro: after you

Miky: no, after you

Tanjiro: I insist, after you

Vesna, walking past: after me

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Jade: so every time something epic or super cool happens, you say ‘wig’

Raguel: ok

*later*

Levin: raguel, im in love with you

Raguel: wig

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Laura: Miky, it’s me. Please call me back. I lost a flip-flop.

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Raguel: I don’t have feelings for Misaki anymore. So, time for me to get out there and spread my -

Leto: legs.

Raguel: - wings. Get out there and spread my legs?!

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Tanjiro: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Roselyn: Which one? I can’t do both

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Raguel: So what’s it like dating Vesna?

Leto: Once, I asked her for a water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait.”

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Miky: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Zima: Can’t relate.

Levin: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?