Incorrect Mew

Incorrect quotes for some of the characters portrayed by the wonderful Mary Elizabeth Winstead!

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The happiest birthday to Mary Elizabeth Winstead!!!!!!! Hope she has a great day! She Deserves all the love! Happy birthday Mew❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Whoops. Sorry fam, the love has died down. It’s time for me to find a new obsession. This has been fun. I will still always love Mew and all the work she has and will do, but I need to move on. Sorry if people liked the content I posted, I am sorry. From now on, I will just be posting random stuff I find entertaining. Goodbye if you choose to leave.

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Yeah that means this account is dead too. I really really like this account, so who knows, maybe I’ll post some of the ones I have posted yet. Sorry to that one person who likes these.

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Lee: the risk I took was carefully calculated

Claire: I almost DIED!

Lee: I never said I was good at maths

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Rowan: I’m sad

Kate, handing her VR goggles: maybe some VR could help

Rowan, wearing the VR goggles: wow. Now I’m sad in space.

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Kate: rules are made to be broken

Michelle: they were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken

Claire: piñatas

Kate: glow sticks

Claire: karate boards

Rowan: spaghetti when you have a small pot

Kate: rules

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Claire: I sent good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them

Wendy: this is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up

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I am back! Sorry I had posted for a while. Went through a bit of an inspiration dip, but now I back and having fun making these quotes again!

So look forward to more incorrect quotes!!

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Wendy: I want a break

Michelle: from what?

Wendy: from living

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Ramona: jails no fun, I’ll tell you that

Michelle: you’ve been?

Ramona: once, in Monopoly

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Ramona: oh don’t worry. I have a permit

Claire: this just says “I do want I want”

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Kate: Uno is fun!

Michelle: looking at the 3 draw 4s in her hand

Michelle: it sure is

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Michelle: I currently have five empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Claire: put spaghetti in it.

Michelle: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you

Lee: put spaghetti in it

Michelle: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Kate: put spaghetti in it

Michelle: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Wendy: how long are we going to let her do that?

Michelle, pinching the bridge of her nose: just......just give her a minute

(Claire continues pushing on a door that is clearly marked “pull”)

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Michelle: what was the worst thing you ever did?

Kate: got drunk

Michelle: what was the best thing you ever did?

Kate: stay drunk

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Kate: *reaching for a bottle of wine* what if I put this in my cereal instead of milk?

Claire: *taking the bottle* what if you didn’t?

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Ramona: Alright, who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Wendy: I did it, I broke it.

Ramona: no you didn’t. Kate?

Kate: don’t look at me, look at Michelle.

Michelle: what? I didn’t break it.

Kate: huh that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Michelle: because it’s standing right in front of us and it’s broken!

Kate: suspicious.

Michelle: no it’s not.

Alex: if it matters, probably not, but Lee was the last one to use it.

Lee: liar! I don’t even drink that crap.

Alex: oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Lee: I like to steal the wooden stirrers. I’m trying to build a small house out of them.

Wendy: ok lets not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Ramona.

Ramona: no! Who broke it?

Alex: Ramona? Helena has been awfully quiet...

Helena: really? Oh my god!

(Everyone arguing)

Ramona: I broke it. It burnt so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats.

Ramona: good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Claire: I have an idea.

Helena: a good one?

Claire: lets not get ahead of ourselves.