May 7, 2020
Ramona: this is the worst idea you’ve ever had.
Helena: so far.
Ramona: what?
Helena: this is the worst idea I’ve had, so far.
Ramona: that doesn’t improve the situation!
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Ramona: this is the worst idea you’ve ever had.
Helena: so far.
Ramona: what?
Helena: this is the worst idea I’ve had, so far.
Ramona: that doesn’t improve the situation!
Ramona: Alright, who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
Wendy: I did it, I broke it.
Ramona: no you didn’t. Kate?
Kate: don’t look at me, look at Michelle.
Michelle: what? I didn’t break it.
Kate: huh that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Michelle: because it’s standing right in front of us and it’s broken!
Kate: suspicious.
Michelle: no it’s not.
Alex: if it matters, probably not, but Lee was the last one to use it.
Lee: liar! I don’t even drink that crap.
Alex: oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Lee: I like to steal the wooden stirrers. I’m trying to build a small house out of them.
Wendy: ok lets not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Ramona.
Ramona: no! Who broke it?
Alex: Ramona? Helena has been awfully quiet...
Helena: really? Oh my god!
(Everyone arguing)
Ramona: I broke it. It burnt so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats.
Ramona: good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Wendy: I need a hug and six months of sleep
Helena: you can say “have a nice day” and that’s considered polite
Helena: but you can’t say “enjoy the next 24 hours” without sounding extremely threatening .
Wendy: why are you in my room?
Wendy: stop, I’m claustrophobic
Lee: what does that mean?
Claire: I think that means she’s scared of Santa Claus
Ramona: HO HO HO
Helena: STOP! You’re scaring her!!
Claire: ow! My armkle
Ramona: your what?
Kate: *sighs* she means her wrist
Helena: I’ve got my boots. I’ve got my fast water *holding coffee* it is time to fade mysteriously into the mist, never to been seen again. *takes a long sip of coffee* oh yeah.
Ramona: if you work on a farm and your job is to take care of the chicken, you are a chicken tender.
Kate: it’s 3am, go to sleep!