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oarf selecting which familiar to summon:

#oarf

Beanzo: I'm Normal

Beanzo: I Drink Coffee Grounds Im 4 Feet Tall And I Eat Everything I Kill But That Dose Not Mean Im Not Normal Ok

#beanzo

Oarf: *vine voice* Remember one time... I liked you?

P-Dizzle: No?

Oarf: *vine voice* GOOD because NEVER HAPPENED

P-Dizzle: oh :(

Oarf: *vine voice* AH HA! HO!

#oarf #pdizzle

vanessa: hey babe, happy one year!

jam:

jam: I'm 27

#jam #vanessa

Beanzo: (sneaks into the treehouse wearing a huge coat)

Oarf: What's with the coat?

Beanzo's coat: (meows)

Beanzo: drugs.

#beanzo #oarf

ghesh: i have a plan. it might get us all killed, but if it worked it’ll be a totally boss story. cool?

p-dizzle: no! it’s not cool!

beanzo: cool.

p-dizzle: no, i said it’s not cool!!

#ghesh #p-dizzle #beanzo

p-dizzle: i’m making a documentary about my life. oarf, you can play the role of my mother.

oarf: i don’t want to be your mother.

p-dizzle: perfect! you already know your lines!

#p-dizzle #oarf

beanzo: just wanted to remind anyone planning to betray me of the cool knife i have, you won’t get to borrow it or watch me flip it around with style

beanzo: also i might stab you with it

#beanzo

p-dizzle: ghesh, i can’t believe you drank that awful drink at the bar.

ghesh: i can’t believe they served that awful drink at the bar. what is elflandia coming to?

p-dizzle: then why did you drink it?

ghesh: i couldn’t stop. with each sip, it was, “it can’t be that bad, can it?”. before i knew it, i was analyzing the nuances of its flavor, observing its effect on my nausea. i was in a catatonic state, fueled by the stench of disgusting vodka.

p-dizzle: or you’re a dumbass with terrible taste.

ghesh: there is that.

#p-dizzle #ghesh

p-dizzle: jam sees the glass as half full, i see it as half empty.

p-dizzle: that’s why we make a good team.

p-dizzle: ghesh, on the other hand, just drinks it straight out of the bottle.

p-dizzle: oarf wonders why it has to be a glass.

p-dizzle: and beanzo usually breaks the glass by putting her feet up on the table.

#p-dizzle #jam #ghesh #oarf #beanzo

jam: met a dumbass today, awful

p-dizzle: you looked in a mirror?

jam: someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful

#jam #p-dizzle

beanzo: if i punch myself and it hurts, am i weak or strong?

ghesh: strong

jam: weak

p-dizzle: an idiot

#beanzo #ghesh #jam #p-dizzle

ghesh: the fact that i can bench press my parents is a lot less impressive when you take into account that they died in the war and were cremated, but the team doesn’t need to know that

#ghesh

jam: *sneezes*

beanzo, in a tree: bless you

jam: apollo?

#jam #beanzo

p-dizzle: the ghesh i know isn’t fit to be responsible for anyone, including and especially himself. i once saw him drink an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner. jam, he opened up a new jar of marinara sauce and drank it like it was a thing normal people do. and then i asked him what the hell he was doing, and he said, and i quote, “it’s basically a smoothie, bro.”

#ghesh

p-dizzle: hey lime, since you’re garbage i guess you won’t mind if i take you out

lime: why can’t you ask me out on a date like a normal person

#p-dizzle #lime

jam: here is my wall of inspirational people

beanzo: is that a picture of you?

jam: yes. i am big enough to admit that i often inspire myself

#jam #beanzo

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