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ghesh: i have a plan. it might get us all killed, but if it worked it’ll be a totally boss story. cool?

p-dizzle: no! it’s not cool!

beanzo: cool.

p-dizzle: no, i said it’s not cool!!

#ghesh #p-dizzle #beanzo

p-dizzle: i’m making a documentary about my life. oarf, you can play the role of my mother.

oarf: i don’t want to be your mother.

p-dizzle: perfect! you already know your lines!

#p-dizzle #oarf

p-dizzle: ghesh, i can’t believe you drank that awful drink at the bar.

ghesh: i can’t believe they served that awful drink at the bar. what is elflandia coming to?

p-dizzle: then why did you drink it?

ghesh: i couldn’t stop. with each sip, it was, “it can’t be that bad, can it?”. before i knew it, i was analyzing the nuances of its flavor, observing its effect on my nausea. i was in a catatonic state, fueled by the stench of disgusting vodka.

p-dizzle: or you’re a dumbass with terrible taste.

ghesh: there is that.

#p-dizzle #ghesh

p-dizzle: jam sees the glass as half full, i see it as half empty.

p-dizzle: that’s why we make a good team.

p-dizzle: ghesh, on the other hand, just drinks it straight out of the bottle.

p-dizzle: oarf wonders why it has to be a glass.

p-dizzle: and beanzo usually breaks the glass by putting her feet up on the table.

#p-dizzle #jam #ghesh #oarf #beanzo

jam: met a dumbass today, awful

p-dizzle: you looked in a mirror?

jam: someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful