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new pfp finally can we get a pog in the chat

#keeping the tucker header tho its still funny #i dont even know where its from maybe his ig i cant remember

i didnt realize how shit the queue is for this blog so everything came out either way too late in the day or way too early so im sorry abt that :// if i queue more posts then ill just fix the queue bc im too lazy to do it now

#yeah its 1am yeah no ones awake does it look like i give a shit #no

tom: tucker gave me a "get better soon" card

sonja: aww, thats sweet!

tom: i wasnt sick. he just thought i could do better

#mianite #tom syndicate #omgitsfirefoxx #iijeriichoii #source: unknown #all i do is steal from other incorrect quotes accs n eat hot chip

tom: "minecraft creeper song meme" EXCUSE YOU, that is Revenge, a parody of Usher's Dj Got Us Fallin' In Love Again sung by Igor "TryHardNinja" Gordienko featuring Jordan "Captainsparklez" Maron, and I will NOT have it slandered like this

#mianite #tom syndicate #captainsparklez #sure #source: tumblr #tom 1 captainsparklez fan

tom waiting for jordan at dine at nite: where are you jordan? this place is fancy and i dont know which fork to kill myself with.

#mianite #tom syndicate #captainsparklez #source: new girl #most likely #nick miller supremacy!!#also idk if i did this quote before i genuinely dont remember anything ive done on this blog #but hey youre getting content so be happy

tucker: i wanna s*** some d***

jordan: how many dogs are you willing to sell

#mianite #iijeriichoii #captainsparklez #source: tumblr #JUST TO LET YOU KNOW THAT MY MIANITE VERSION OF TUCKER AKA FICTIONAL TUCKER I HC AS GAY LMAOOOOO #not real tucker #real tucker is probably straight as a #straight

tom texting jordan: pick me up im drunk

jordan: send me your location

tom: i love that song

#mianite #tom syndicate #captainsparklez #source: twitter #? i think #it was a screenshot of a text that mightve been tweeted idk

tucker: why are you putting garlic in your pants

tom: so dracula wont try to eat my ass

tucker: why would dracula try to eat your ass

tom: he wont- the garlic- are you even listening

#mianite #tom syndicate #iijeriichoii #source: twitter

jordan: no one look at me im an idiot

*five minutes later*

jordan: i am the smartest person alive

*another five minutes later*

jordan: nope im dumb as fuck

*five minutes later again*

jordan: im a beacon of knowledge

#mianite #captainsparklez #source: tumblr

tom: you wanna hear some dark humor?

jordan: oh yeah i love dark humor

tom: alright

tom: *switches the lights off*

tom: knock knock-

jordan: turn the damn lights back on

#mianite #mianitian isles #tom syndicate #captainsparklez #source: tik tok #idiots

karl: you seem like youre really into dianite

tom: im not into him, but its like, what if i was? why couldnt i be?

karl: hey you can be whatever you want man. i just want you to be happy. i just didnt know you were-

tom: im not into him, ok? but its like why do we have to be so rigid? why do we have to have all these rules and labels and things? its like, why do we have to put people in boxes? you know? why even call a box a box?

karl: i think its just easier to have words

tom: easier for who? not the box. maybe the box wants to do its own thing? you ever think of that?

karl: ok im confused, do you want to bang dianite?

tom: bang, be banged- why are you so hung up on labels, man?

#mianite #tom syndicate #karl #dianite #karlyle #source: the orville #what tag do i give karl who wants to tell me #also yes i couldve put jordan instead of dianite but i simply said 'no'

Tom: I FUCKING HATE TEAMSPEAK

Tom: All the Americans in the call make me say Tuesday and shout "Go, British boy, go"

#mianite #tom syndicate #source: twitter #miss this guy #no i dont thats a lie lmaooooo stan jordan maron and sonja reid instead

Tom: I’ve always wanted to come to Dublin

Tucker: what. why.

Tom: Luck of the Irish?

Jordan, coming out of the bathroom: The toilet doesn’t flush