apollo is canonically in love with phoenix

but all these quotes aren't - just for fun not meant to be taken seriously

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Apollo: How can you nap so easily?

Phoenix: It's an art

Apollo: It's a bother

Phoenix: Art is supposed to be provocative, Polly

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Phoenix: This is my ex-boyfriend, Apollo.

Apollo: I'm his husband.

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Phoenix: Girls are hot. Guys are hot. Why is everyone hot?!

Apollo: Global Warming

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Phoenix: Good job today, Polly~

Apollo: Thanks, mr. Wright!

Athena in the background: *wiggles eyebrows*

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Athena: You have a crush on the boooooooooooooooooooooss!

Apollo: No, I don't.

Athena: So if mr. Edgeworth asks him out, will you be ok with that?

Apollo: NO.

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Phoenix: Honestly, what does such a wonderful person like you see in a loser like me?

Apollo: You might want to sit down, this is gonna take a while.

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Phoenix: Hey, Miles, have I told you how much I love Apollo, my husband?

Miles: This is the 3rd time you've said this exact thing in the last hour and I fear Mr. Justice may explode if you say it again

Apollo: *blushing*

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Kasper: Ah, man now that's a man I could go down for and divorce my wife.

Apollo: 🙂

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Apollo: Really, Stacy? You know what's best? It isn't what your four divorces tell me.

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Apollo: Maybe if you were a more interesting husband, Robert, your wife wouldn't make heart eyes at my husband.

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Nix: Oh hi Brittany!

Brittany: O-Oh I wasn't staring at you-

Apollo: Sure you weren't, Brittany, I'm watching you

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Apollo: I'm trying to get this tree done! Stop distracting me!

Phoenix: I can't help it, you look so kissable!

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Athena: Why is Trucy at the top of the Christmas tree?

Apollo and Phoenix: Because she's a star.

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Apollo: *going through some papers on the couch*

Phoenix: *lays down, resting his head in Apollo's thigh and staring at his face*

Apollo: What are you doing?

Phoenix: Falling in love with you all over again

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Apollo: I'll be Mr. Wright's second spouse.

Athena: What happened to the first?

Apollo: Nothing you can prove.

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Apollo: Remember the time I liked you?

Klavier: No...

Apollo, hugging Phoenix, who's flipping the bird at Klavier: Good, because never happened.

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Phoenix: You had a crush on me, didn't you?

Apollo: Phoenix, we've been married for two years.

Phoenix: Still, embarrassing~