I Know Im A Wolf

Promise me devotion/never ending love

[wolfcrush]

I keep forgetting his sage advice

[rockabillywife]

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

[sealdev]

mom said homework. i run away

[spicypolls]

Do you feel your owl arousal in a place that is not your genitals?

Yes, on my face.

Yes, on my neck or throat.

Yes, on my chest or boobs.

Yes, on my ribs or upper stomach.

Yes, on my lower stomach or lower back.

Yes, on multiple of these at once.

Yes, on multiple of these (they vary).

Unsure

No, only on my genitals and adjacent organs.

No, I don't feel arousal at all.

I don't have body parts. (See Results)

Remaining time: 4 days 16 hours

Edit: Your OWN* arousal.

[taproot-bread]

You know that weird phase where you are not asleep yet but your mind starts doing whatever and you can't really control it? Yeah.

[canisalbus]

[sinnonym]

POV: Shen Qingqiu just did something that Was Not supposed to be erotic but was anyways-

[alphacrone]

writers and artists everywhere all the time

[diablo-sera-tops]

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo writhing in agony ok? don't cry

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo screaming so much their voice becomes hoarse and weak and the pain still won't stop

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo unable to close their eyes and avoid the visceral sight of their own body

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo suffering unimaginable pain and being powerless to stop it ok? ok

[mevil]

[iliothermia]

I wanted to give a head's up about the pillows have been in the making for months. They are almost all ready. More information is better than less with nice things that are a little pricy.

DETAILS: They're 100% cotton, 21 inches, woven tapestry and have a zipper on the back. They will be available unfilled, I want to make them as affordable as I can especially for people overseas. PRICE: They will be $70 + shipping costs.. I'm not someone who can sell hundreds, so the price to make them is higher than a bulk reseller of public domain art pillows ^^; That said, I did have enough made that they should be in my shop for a while so don't worry about missing out. I appreciate everyone who's expressed interest in them.. He's a nettle fairy who lost his hand in a moth trap accident when he was a child. He has a very pampered but anxious service bee-fly named Playboy who helps him with tasks. They're never apart.

[huegor]

2009: maybe it’s not my weekend but it’s gonna be my year.

2010: maybe it’s not my weekend but it’s gonna be my year.

2011: maybe it’s not my weekend but it’s gonna be my year.

2012: maybe it’s not my weekend but it’s gonna be my year.

2013: ah, fuck it.

[urie]

[chopush]

Before the barn incident I’d rather be here (in Niall’s dreams)

[spicypolls]

In the scenario below*, would you help carry your colleague's giant testicles?

Yes sure, I'd love to help with that! Maybe a bit too much, don't worry about it

Yes sure, I enjoy helping.

Yeah, why not? It's just giant balls!

Unsure

Only as a last resort, if nobody else steps in.

No, absolutely not. I guess just leave him behind if needed.

I would maybe but I'm not physically strong enough.

Depends on a million factors like how much I like him, how close we are, etc.

Other/See Results

Remaining time: 1 day 12 hours

*You are on a team building exercise with mountain hiking. A mischievous mountain witch overhears your colleague brag about his "giant pendulous balls" when it comes to wilderness adventures, and hexes him so that his testicles burst through his clothes, growing larger than bowling balls and much heavier, still. So heavy that even holding them with both hands, he cannot carry them. He needs at least one other person to hold at least one of the testicles as you move back down the mountain to an emergency witch. So now we are looking for volunteers. The balls are a bit sweaty from the hiking and stress, but otherwise reasonably clean. The colleague might have a bit of an obnoxious humor sometimes but he's not really a BAD or sleazy guy, you can trust he won't be nasty to you about this in any way you couldn't tolerate.

[my-dailydreams]

[catcrumb]