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a place for me to put all of the dumb shit that i write at the early hours in the morning. (it’s usually the founders.) (most of these are rewritten textposts, sometimes art and nothing is originally mine unless it’s tagged original)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HASHIRAMA

happy birthday king. thats it. thats the post

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it's nearly been like 3 years since i posted this. happy early birthday king. i still check this account sometimes i promise

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HASHIRAMA

happy birthday king. thats it. thats the post

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no one asked for this but i made it anyways

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madara: the worst feeling in the world is when you think you’re the hottest shit on planet earth until your self deprication suckerpunches you in the gut and reminds you of all the mistakes you’ve ever made and continue to make

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hidan: *makes a jerking off motion every time someone with authority talks*

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tobirama: how are you not dead

madara: spite

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madara: if you ever feel weak or stupid or powerless, just remember that i, am not. i’m out there, very dangerous and on the hunt. good luck

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konan: ‘yes i’m punk’ i say as i flip open my nintendo ds to play animal crossing

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itachi: i wonder who’s ruining my life

itachi: *looks in the mirror*

itachi: so we meet again

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deidara: FUCK THIS!!! im an arts person!!! FUCK MATH!!!! what the fuck even is calculus!!! what are you calculating!!!!! fuck off!!!

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madara, having repressed his crush on hashirama since he was 12: well, well, well. if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid

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madara, looking at hashirama: ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. you light up my life and i don’t know what i’d do without you. fuck you

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suigetsu: i use my one braincell to love my friends

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hashirama: date an uchiha who says “fight me” to everything, including inanimate objects

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sasuke: why is “pretty boy” an insult. call me a pretty boy. call me a pretty boy right now i’ll be the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen

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top reasons to get married, by madara:

1. firmly saying “that’s my husband” and knock someone out with one punch

2. love, I Guess

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hashirama to madara: you wanna fight? ok! let’s take this outside. oh the stars are so bright tonight. the moon is so nice. hold my hand