sumo pokeani?

i only know kukui adopts every child he makes eye contact with + run by @demi-panoramic + asks and submissions open!!

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Ash: He's a bad guy, right?

Kukui: I don't know. People are flip-flopping so much it's hard to keep track.

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Gladion: The world is so terrible. It really makes you wonder who you can trust.

Kukui: Yourself?

Gladion, scoffing: No.

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Ash: Bigfoot but fully shaved.

Kukui: Mr. Clean.

Lillie: This is the reason I have anxiety.

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Ash: I'm not at my best with exams and stuff.

Kukui: What are you at your best at?

Ash: Uh... probably crazy golf.

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Ash: Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three.

Ash: One, two, three.

Kukui:

Ash:

Ash: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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Kukui: How much do you know about Ancient Egypt?

Ash: Lots! Pyramids, pharaohs...

Kukui: Yes, go on.

Ash: ...Didn't they invent dogs or something?

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Kukui: What on Earth are you doing?

Ash: ...I'm making a cake.

Kukui: Are you? Right. Out of... mud and gravel.

Ash: Chocolate mousse. We had six individual chocolate mousses left over. I thought it I kind of ground up these amaretto biscuits in them and then put it in a dish on top of the toasted sandwich maker, it would make a sort of...

Kukui: Ah. It didn't though, did it?

Ash: No.

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Kukui: Lana, you don't bring knives to a game night. Who does that?

Lana: The prepared.

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Ash: "What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon?" is a great question. Probably the best question ever asked.

Kukui: He'd explode and die because there's not oxygen on the moon.

Burnet: We never said we'd send him up without a suit, you absolute monster.

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Kukui: Apologise to Ash.

Gladion: Fine.

Gladion: Un-fuck you, or whatever.

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Kukui: I need you to identify the deceased.

Ash, nodding: My guess is it's the dude under the sheet.

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Kukui: Why are you two here?

Ash: I'm here to help!

Gladion: I'm here to make things worse.

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Ash: Later I'll tell you about the time I stabbed a cop.

Kukui: Ash!

Ash: What? He stabbed me first!

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Kukui: I am at a loss for words!

Ash, narrating: Despite being lost for words, the professor proceeded to yell at me for the next ten minutes.

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Kukui: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Lana: Yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those.

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Ash: You know what I've always wondered? How do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?

Kukui: Ash, it's four AM.

Ash: So you can't sleep, huh?

Ash: ...Is it because of the blanket?

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Ash: [gets a paper cut]

Kukui, under his breath: God, world, hasn't he fucking suffered enough?