Incorrect PM Seymour and Andy Quotes 😅

account centring around pm seymour and tweet for tat - editor andy-. account is made for laughs and smiles. if any post makes pat or andy uncomfy one of us - k, cee, ky mainly k probably - will take the post down! about k: they/them, nonbinary | about cee: she/her, female | about ky: xe/xem/he/him, demiboy

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When the only two things you've listened to in the past few weeks is both Pat's videos AND the Hamilton soundtrack and so, now you've got Pat's voice stuck in your head singing Wait For It...

-K

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PM: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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PM: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.

Andy: Why are we so fucking awesome?

PM: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.

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Pat: Yeah I'm LGBT.

Pat: cuLt leader.

Pat: God hates me personally.

Pat: cowBoy hat.

Pat: *sniffles* Trying my best.

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PM: I will send my army to attack!

PM: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*

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Andy: Hey, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos.

Andy: Oh no, where did it go?

Pat: ANDY, WHAT THE FUCK--?!

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Pat: I'm bored, any suggestions?

Andy: Sleeping is nice.

Pat: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.

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PM: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?

Andy: I thought the animals might be lonely.

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PM: Some of us are still ‘it’ from a childhood game of tag.

Andy: way to just fuck me up on a Tuesday.

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Pat: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

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Pat: I feel so burnt out.

Andy: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.

Pat: Are you gonna... assassinate me?

Andy: Well not if you’re expecting it.

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R.I.P. this account got a hate message from a person-

Won't say who they are but I will say that as a reminder, this account was made for fun and laughs. The three of us who own this account made this account because we all love both PM and Andy and also the idea of incorrect quotes. We're showing a way of our appreciation and support of the two guys, not to make them uncomfortable.

If any of these posts does make @pmseymourva uncomfortable in any form of way,

We'll happily take the post down!

We hate the idea of making either or PM and Andy feeling uncomfortable, feeling bad, etc.

And another thing, we don't support shipping between both the guys. That is disgusting and disrespecting the two's boundaries! If anyone recognises where these incorrect quotes were originally from and it was from a romantic scene please DO TELL US! Again, we'll take the post down if it's a romantic scene!

I am sorry for this rant but it needed to be said, good day everybody!

— K

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Pat: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.

Pat: I need my socks.

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PM: Are you busy?

Andy: Yes.

PM: Cool, listen to this.

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Pat: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

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PM: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Andy: Even better!

PM: What the fuck did you-

Andy: *holding up a chicken* Their name is Fluffy!

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Pat: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Andy: Is that a picture of you?

Pat: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself!