Things that 100% were said and happened

Nice to meet ya. Call me Nyx. She/her. Shitposts, mêmes and things that were definitely said in Pretender series. https://www.quotev.com/story/6841075/Pretending-To-Hate That is the link for the story, go read it cowards.

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Leah: I type how I think.

Draco: Odd that you type at all then.

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Snape: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Valentine: But ya' didn't!

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Valentine: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and six of them were today.

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Valentine: It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you!

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Liam: I’m not gonna lie, Leah, I’m kinda scared of Lestrange.

Leah: Val wouldn’t hurt a fly!

Liam: Okay, that’s reassuring—

Leah: She would kill a man though.

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Blaze: Hey what flavour's that ice cream you got?

Leah: Don't worry about it

Draco: I mean I wasn't before but what the fucks in your ice cream?

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Valentine: Excuse me. I am dangerous. I am asexual. I have depression. I'm new in town.

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Snape: Lestrange has the self preservation of someone who has met god and wasn’t impressed.

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ok i legitimately love your posts PTH, PTL and NMP are literally my favourite fanfictions of all time, and now No More a Monster is out and i love these so much, they capture the characters perfectly!

OMG hiii thank you sm!! I love this Series so much too and I'm so happy Tabitha continued to make another installment!!!

SPOILERS

I can't wait to go through the grief journey and I'm so fucking excited to see her back at Hogwarts and OMG if she even takes it so far to include her becoming a professor I'm going to eat cardboard!!!

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Valentine: So, apparently the “bad vibes” I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress—

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Valentine: All the haters are like "aren't you wanted by the Ministry of Magic?"

Valentine: And it's like, I'm wanted by a lot of people, okay? That's the price of being cool.

Valentine: Anyway, I did commit a smidge of murder

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Stranger: [Gesturing to Beckett] Is this man bothering you?

Liam: Yes, but he's my husband. I signed up for this.

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Valentine: We are gathered here today beCaUse SOMEONE *glares at Snapes grave* couldn't stay alive.

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Draco: Stop setting things on fire just because you’re curious about what will happen. What will happen will be fire

Leah: But what if this one time-

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Draco: Val, would you please stop her?! *pauses*

Val: *also setting something fire*

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Valentine : If I wasn't meant to get hurt, then why was I born with the ability to heal?

Snape:

Valentine : Checkmate.

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Snape: Death eaters are usually aggressive, so it’s important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching

Valentine: [Blows airhorn at the Death eaters] GET FUCKED