Incorrect Quotes of Rainbow Six Siege

My name is Vill, I’ll be the ringleader

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Hibana: someone’s dad is here

Dokkaebi: not my dad *sips Coke*

Thatcher: *walks over*

Dokkaebi: no wait that is my dad.

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Caveira: don’t touch my fucking cookies, I’ll skin you alive

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Thermite: I try to live life in the fuck it we ball mentality but lately the ball has been fucking me

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Jäger: *pointing at an animal* die Kreatur

Fenrir: don’t tell it to die it didn’t do anything wrong

Jäger: I am calling it “the creature” in German. I’m speaking my native language, Dummkopf.

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Thatcher (at the start of being a member of rainbow): this is NOT my circus and those are NOT my monkeys.

Thatcher (now): unfortunately this is in fact my circus and those are in fact my monkeys. *looking at Dokkaebi, Vigil, and Ram*

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Vigil: you can’t threaten to beat me in public

Thatcher: I can and I will

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Jäger: that is like a note but it makes to ur phone case look so cool

Fenrir: thank you. It’s a crisis plan

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Doc: Hey Li gay

Twitch: Li gay?

Doc: yeah he’s my boyfriend.

Twitch: Lion what about Claire?

Doc: your cheating on me

Lion: let me explain

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Ace: I could fix him, but what the fuck is wrong with him is funnier

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Thermite: ugh I spilled coke all over myself

Thatcher: well I don’t see any white powder on you.

Thermite: I spilled Coca Cola on myself

Aruni: I don’t know with you…

Thermite: I don’t do cocaine….

Thermite: anymore

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Kali: “I will be sending operatives from Rainbow back to Rainbow, I will also send operatives who aren’t from Rainbow back to Rainbow.”

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Twitch: alright Ace knock it off, your making Rook uncomfortable

Rook: No, I kinda like it

Twitch: okay now your making me uncomfortable

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IQ: What flavor M&Ms did you guys eat?

Bandit: PURPLE

IQ: That’s not a flavor

Jäger (whispering): it is if your into drugs

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Ela: gonna go grab something hope I don’t get hit by Russian bombs.

Smoke: Russian bombs? ELA WHAT DID YOU DO???

—a couple minutes later—

Ela: they’re onto me Smoke, I just dodge a missile. They tried to poison me by not fully cooking my Mac and cheese

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Twitch: You hear wet sounds

Montagne: what kind of wet sounds

Twitch: like when your shoes get wet

Lion: not the kind of wet sounds I was thinking of

Montagne: *puts his face against his shield*

Lion: *laughing*